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DAMON’S THE TRUTH (#truth is in character (everything rude i say should be taken as a joke im not mean irl i swear please

[damonsthetruth]

ooc — intro post:

hii ! my name is jay, but i more commonly go by chicken / damon. this intro has been long overdue, so i thought i’d write a couple things down to avoid anything further in the future:

- my dnis are pretty basic. no homophobes, racists, proship, etc.

- i tag everything in character with #truth, and everything out of character with #ooc

- sorry, but i don’t think i’m comfortable with damon yumes / self shippers interacting with my content, especially if they are looking for a roleplay. i’m just not comfortable with the idea of being forced into a relationship with someone i don’t even know anything about. at the end of the day, i’m not actually damon west, i’m a real person behind the screen😭

- i’m unsure if i’m comfortable with any oc x damon / canon x damon content as of right now, since i’m not really used to roleplaying topics like that. if you want to do something like this in the future, please message me first for my permission. as i have said before, i don’t plan on putting damon in any gay relationships, but things might change in the future if i open up to this.

- i am 16 years old irl, but i headcanon damon to be 18. of course it’s just a headcanon, but if i end up doing damon x anyone, i will not do this with anyone younger than 17

- slurs i have said on my page, such as the f-slur, i can reclaim myself (gay+trans). if anyone has a problem with something i’ve said, or were uncomfortable, please don’t be afraid to reach out ^^

- if anyone has a problem with how i act as damon, like if i’m mischaracterizing him, don’t be afraid to tell me (of course civilly). damon’s been my favorite for so long, i’d hate to misinterpret his character

if there’s anything else i need to add as boundaries i’ll add it here, but for now this is all. thanks!

[damonsthetruth]

Hey, thanks for standing up for me, guy! Didn’t expect that from someone like you. Maybe you’re not so bad after all.

I’ll pick on you less for this.

it’s really no big deal. you and me, we’re the strongest seconds. it’s only right that people respect us. it sucks you have to deal with such a jack-ass leader, even if you are a prep... ted wouldn’t even dream of tellin’ me i’m a sissy, maybe you should join the jocks. you’d become less of a priss if you did!

you better not pick on me at all. maybe if you made an effort to be cool with me i’d let you hang. whatever, do what you want, preppy. nobody picks on me, even you should know that.

[critical-beatdown]

Haha, yeah! I know that’s right. And me? joining the jocks? Never in anyone’s lifetime will that happen. You must have it good with Ted, though. Seems like he actually respects you. I’m not a priss at all by the way!

I’d never hang out with a jock… I have all the reason to pick on you! Do I have to remind you that I totally kicked your ass a while back? I mean, you did put up a pretty good fight. You really need to learn how to block, though. Maybe you could come by Glass Jaw so we could spar? I could teach you a thing or two.

[damonsthetruth]

the jocks ain’t all bad. if you did join, you might actually enjoy bein’ part of somethin’ that matters. ted’s… alright. he’s nothin’ special. he’s ten times the leader that derby is though.

whatever, hang with us or don’t, it doesn’t matter. like i’d care whether a prep stays around. we already gotta deal with justin. also, keep the trash talk to a minimum, i’m sick of you thinkin’ you’re tough just ‘cause you beat me.

um, not that my style needs any help, but you’d really spar with me? i’ve never thought of goin’ to that boxin’ place in your neighborhood, maybe it’ll do me some good to visit. you better tell your weird little friends to mind their business if i do.

[damonsthetruth]

Hey, thanks for standing up for me, guy! Didn’t expect that from someone like you. Maybe you’re not so bad after all.

I’ll pick on you less for this.

it’s really no big deal. you and me, we’re the strongest seconds. it’s only right that people respect us. it sucks you have to deal with such a jack-ass leader, even if you are a prep... ted wouldn’t even dream of tellin’ me i’m a sissy, maybe you should join the jocks. you’d become less of a priss if you did!

you better not pick on me at all. maybe if you made an effort to be cool with me i’d let you hang. whatever, do what you want, preppy. nobody picks on me, even you should know that.

[k1ssther1ch]

Bif is such a..whats the word? Sissy sometimes, Excuse my language but i just feel embarassed to have that guy as my bodyguard!

[damonsthetruth]

it’s crazy that you call bif your “bodyguard” but he’s the one that’s a sissy. maybe you should start fightin’ once in a while instead of hidin’ behind bif.

you’re lucky you don’t have someone like melvin or peanut bein’ your bodyguard. actually, you’re lucky that any of your other friends ain’t your bodyguard either, they’re weak. bif’s the only one capable of holdin’ his own. oh, but he’s the sissy. your whole clique is built from pussies and ass-kissers.

[critical-beatdown]

A few days ago I see people draws you with MY Johnny... What's your opinión, Bif?

( @yourfavgreaser )

The only way I should be drawn with Johnny is me beating the daylights out of him.

And yeah, no worries, he’s all yours. That ugly bastard 😂.

[damonsthetruth]

Will you stop bullying me if I pay for the nfl to take you?

can you even afford somethin’ like that? instead of payin’ the NFL, you should jus’ start payin’ me instead. you know everythin’ you own is mine.

also, the NFL’s gonna take me whether you pay them or not, i’ve practically got a golden ticket. i run my body like a machine. i’m the embodiment of what guys imagine when they look at their sad-ass bodies in the mirror. NFL scouts dream of a linebacker like me every night, they can almost taste it.

[damonsthetruth]

fuck prom

[casey-harris]

You know I love you, right? Those other guys meant nothing to me.

- @krisluvscaseyh

You love me? Then why would you go on dates with all those guys? I can give you more love than any of them.

They are a bunch of losers.

[krisluvscaseyh]

It’s not like I had any genuine feelings for them,, I was just bored without you. You’re the only man in my heart, I swear— I’ll even make it up to you.

[damonsthetruth]

she says the same thing to each guy btw

[damonsthetruth]

I have a fight planned with Bif later, Is there anything I should look out for? Cause Bif told me he beat your ass.

@casey-harris

there’s nothin’ much i can tell you that will help. i’m not even sure why you decided to pick a fight with him anyway. the best piece of advice i can give you is to not show up and save some face. i won’t tell any of the guys you skipped out.

er, but, if you wanna go through with that, don’t run. it’ll make things worse. i suggest holdin’ your ground. you’re pretty tough, i’m sure you got that.

[bestquarterback11]

Broke back mountin is i think the worst movie i ever seen thanks a lot gary for telling me to watch it wow yea too much gay stuff and i cried a lot for some reson? Not saying why but basicly yea never watch it

So fucking ridickyoulus its not just a cow boy movie gary LIED

[casey-harris]

,,,That's my favorite movie.

[bestquarterback11]

Tell us more funny stories about practice Kirby Olsen

Ok so basicly me and casey were playing round during practice and we both fell and his pants fell down 😂😂😂 It was so funny i couldent stop looking

[damonsthetruth]

Damon... so, like.. Are you gonna fight Earnest orrrr...?? 'Cause, y'know.. I could keep Seth n' the others away for a few minutes... Or if you're not, that's totally chill too, i'm not- pfft- no, nothin', nevermind. -@prefectethan (a.k.a Ethan "are you gonna throw hands?" White)

he’s always jus’ talkin outta his ass, so i was gonna hold off. everyone knows he’ll never go against me. but…, i mean, i’ve never had anyone offer to distract them prefects for me... you’d do that, for real? man, that’d be awesome!

i might make it happen, all depends on if i’m in the mood to flatten out that face of his. honestly, i don’t think i could ever get tired of showin’ them nerds why they shoulda just stayed inside doin’ my homework.

[damonsthetruth]

Hey! Can you stop trying to tackle me?? Like ugh! So barbaric of you!!

why would i tackle a chick? that’s kinda overkill, even for me. plus, i kinda don’t need the prefects on my ass. i’m on my last strike. if you were a nerd, it woulda probably crossed my mind, but no way would i tackle you.

do the nerds count as chicks? they kinda look like girls, not gonna lie.

[bestquarterback11]

i heard derby harrington keeps a baby orca in his backyard chained up what do you think?

Hey this is pretty mean dude just a baby? Man what a loser fuck these rich kids for serius

[critical-beatdown]

It’s not even true. Even if it was, what of it? The only loser is YOU, buddy. You only got two “friends” and one of them is a CHICK. How ridiculous.

[bestquarterback11]

What the hell man i am just loving animals and just voicing my opinon cuz u asked ass hole 😐 And ya no so ur a real loser cuz u depent on your probly mommys money and u dont even want to get a dam job u fat bum 👊 And ya at leest i actuly have frends who like me and ya what of it mandy is my best friend? At leest i have a feemale in my presents

[damonsthetruth]

bif kinda right tho

[bestquarterback11]

Shut your damon ahh up see you in the ahh ahh lobby

[damonsthetruth]

what the hell are you talking about

[bestquarterback11]

Shut your damon ahh up seriusly

[damonsthetruth]

did you get hit in the head with a brick??? is there a gas leak in your house, kirby?????? why the hell are you typing like that?????????

[bestquarterback11]

i heard derby harrington keeps a baby orca in his backyard chained up what do you think?

Hey this is pretty mean dude just a baby? Man what a loser fuck these rich kids for serius

[critical-beatdown]

It’s not even true. Even if it was, what of it? The only loser is YOU, buddy. You only got two “friends” and one of them is a CHICK. How ridiculous.

[bestquarterback11]

What the hell man i am just loving animals and just voicing my opinon cuz u asked ass hole 😐 And ya no so ur a real loser cuz u depent on your probly mommys money and u dont even want to get a dam job u fat bum 👊 And ya at leest i actuly have frends who like me and ya what of it mandy is my best friend? At leest i have a feemale in my presents

[damonsthetruth]

bif kinda right tho

[bestquarterback11]

Shut your damon ahh up see you in the ahh ahh lobby

[damonsthetruth]

what the hell are you talking about

[bestquarterback11]

i heard derby harrington keeps a baby orca in his backyard chained up what do you think?

Hey this is pretty mean dude just a baby? Man what a loser fuck these rich kids for serius

[critical-beatdown]

It’s not even true. Even if it was, what of it? The only loser is YOU, buddy. You only got two “friends” and one of them is a CHICK. How ridiculous.

[bestquarterback11]

What the hell man i am just loving animals and just voicing my opinon cuz u asked ass hole 😐 And ya no so ur a real loser cuz u depent on your probly mommys money and u dont even want to get a dam job u fat bum 👊 And ya at leest i actuly have frends who like me and ya what of it mandy is my best friend? At leest i have a feemale in my presents

[damonsthetruth]

bif kinda right tho

[damonsthetruth]

Earnest mom is on here!

shouldn’t she be on facebook? that’s at least what my momma uses.

good for her, i guess. she should see some stuff her loser of a son posts.