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DAMON’S THE TRUTH (#truth is in character (everything rude i say should be taken as a joke im not mean irl i swear please

[damonsthetruth]

to @setblue42,

i wanted to retract my last statements. it really wasn’t my place to say i was gonna beat your ass. hopefully others can forgive you like i did, i’m glad we can still be bros.

maybe you can come over later and watch game tapes with me.

[damonsthetruth]

Yo damon, i heard about the thing with ted. I just wanna say, ive been there before, ted's being really immature and, honestly? You should be leader instead.

i wouldn’t go that far. ted can be great when he wants to. also, we made up. i’m not sure about him and mandy though, but at least i have no reason to worry!

[setblue42]

@damonsthetruth I’m sorry for letting a girl get in the way of our friendship bro, I don’t know what I was thinking

[damonsthetruth]

it’s alright, i guess. we’re cool.

[damonsthetruth]

HIHIHIHI IT BAILEY, I TOOK HAL'S PHONE BECAUSE HE SLEEP, YOU'RE MY FAVORITE ON FOOTBALL TEAM

well that makes me feel a lot better! i’m probably the BEST one on the team, so i should have a whole lot more fans! when i go pro, maybe i’ll give you a signature for free, or a jersey.

…ted told me you bit him, i thought that was a little funny.

[damonsthetruth]

I don't know what the hell just happened between you and Ted but someone ordered grilled chicken breast with pasta and chips then told me that it's for you, that will 154$

jeez, and they couldn’t even pay for me? whatever, my stomach’s empty, i’ll pay. at least they have good taste in food…

[damonsthetruth]

okay, i understand theres a lot of hate goin’ to ted right now, but please don’t send your boys or sisters (or ANYONE at that) to beat his ass. he’s really dumb, i know, but you have to remember he’s thinkin’ with half of his mind right now. he’s probably still in that phase where he thinks he’s in the right, just leave him alone for now. if anything, i should be the one that beats it into his thick-ass skull. i don’t need more clique rivalries just cause people decided to hand his ass to him.

also, i’m terribly sorry to mandy. he’ll apologize soon, hopefully.

[damonsthetruth]

Hey, Dae. Not that i should be hanging around in here.. but i heard from someone somewhere that you're not doing great. Get better, okay? Y'know where to find me if i can help. I'm sure you got this.

yeah, it’s just somethin’ that’ll blow over. i’m strong enough to get through anything.

it just really hurts that ted is blamin’ me for a lot of it, not that i’m whinin’. just thought he was a lot more mature than this. oh well, what did i expect from a dude that says “broseph” and makes football related jokes?

[damonsthetruth]

Hey, I know we ain't the greatest friends, but could you come pick me up from the hospital, im allowed to go but none of my friends believe me!

i’d pick you up but my car is totaled. hmmh, i’ll probably just sneak my dad’s truck.

then yeah, sure, i’ll see if i can’t swing on by. i’m sort of not feelin’ good right now, so i’ll be runnin’ a little late.

[big-man-hal]

Thank you, man, but you don't gotta if you don't feel great, but i can give ya some Tylenol and sneak some meds out of the hospital for ya

[damonsthetruth]

it’s alright, really. tylenol does sound pretty nice right now, so sure.

my dad just passed out, so i’m gonna sneak his keys. i’ll be there in a couple minutes.

[damonsthetruth]

Hey, I know we ain't the greatest friends, but could you come pick me up from the hospital, im allowed to go but none of my friends believe me!

i’d pick you up but my car is totaled. hmmh, i’ll probably just sneak my dad’s truck.

then yeah, sure, i’ll see if i can’t swing on by. i’m sort of not feelin’ good right now, so i’ll be runnin’ a little late.

[damonsthetruth]

i’ve sort of forgot about the whole ted situation by drinkin’ and watchin’ football reruns, but i’m runnin’ out of beers to help me. my dad is gonna KILL me for diggin’ in his stash again. hopefully i can replace it by the time he’s home from work.

i’m dreading practice, if anyone couldn’t tell. i’ll be hungover AND pissed off. i think i might just rip ted in half on that damn field, or skip. if i skip, i might look like a pussy, but at least i don’t have to risk fightin’ my bro.

[damonsthetruth]

Are you and Ted getting divorced?

NO! MANDY and him broke it off, NOT ME and him. although, i’m starting to doubt our friendship, it’s not as strong as it was in the past. think i might cut it here.

even if it makes me feel terrible to do so.

[damonsthetruth]

Ted’s posting cringe on main and ill pay you like 20$ to provoke hjm even more so he posts more of this shit it’s so fucking funny

@ihateearnestjones

i’m trying to ignore his page, but i can’t help lookin’ at it. i just shake my head and laugh anymore, it’s so bad…

[setblue42]

[nowwereeben]

Bro look at this shit dawg I’m in tears

[damonsthetruth]

TO TED THOMPSON,

one day i’m gonna SMOKE you! when i do, bullworth will FINALLY know who the REAL first-in-command is. yeah, you can get your other bum-ass members on me, but i’ll fucking wipe the turf with them too. you all are nothin’ compared to me, and everyone sees that. i suggest you ready up or puss out, ‘cause i’ll knock you back to tomorrow you faggy bitch.

[damonsthetruth]

i just woke up from a nap and now ted is mad at me YET AGAIN. i literally can’t do anythin’ around here, and when i do my work is never appreciated.

ted can go fuck himself, i don’t care that his girlfriend broke up with him! just cause i wanted mandy to have a better life for herself DOESN’T mean you can act like a damn child, ted!!!!!

whatever, ted, forget all that i’ve ever done for you and your stupid clique. i’m over YOU and these DUMBASS CLIQUE MEMBERS THAT DON’T SOLVE ANY OF THEIR OWN PROBLEMS!

[damonsthetruth]

Who did you think is the coolest guy in school? (Except yourself)

that’s hard to answer considering everyone here has a million downsides. if i had to choose, probably bif taylor. he can put some serious belt to ass, for a preppy… plus, he doesn’t have that dumbass fake accent like some of his clique members do.

i wish i could answer myself. i could talk all day about how amazing i am.

[damonsthetruth]

DAMON YOUR MY GOAT HELL YEA KEEP PLAYING AND DESTROYING THOSE CHUDS ON THE FIELD SHOW THOSE NFL COACHES WHAT UR MADE FOR BOY

YYEEAAAAAHHHH GO BULLHORNS HEEEEELLL YEAAAAAHHHH

i plan to stay behind the defensive line! BULLHORNS RULE!

i think it’s nice that i have fans out there. maybe once i really go pro imma have like, a TON more fans! the NFL’s calling my name, they won’t know what’s gonna hit ‘em.