Dan from Onami @dan-from-onami - Tumblr Blog

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redzombie

the throne of leyndell

#elden ring #queen marika #not my art

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dragonpyre

sevastiel

tahthetrickster

me: i have a very specific tumblr accent meme im thinking of that surely i should be able to pull up by searching the text in the meme

the most dogshit useless decimated search engine in the entire world:

tahthetrickster

i did find it btw but having a COMPUTER address me like it’s a person sent me into such an incandescent rage i nearly pitched my phone clear across the room

augh

the-most-beautiful-duwang

a blog with this single post on it just followed me and then immediately unfollowed me

yudol-skorbi

soldiers gonna soldier

#genuinely stunning work #critical role #cr4 #not my art

solavei

a summary of the consequences of my life because I read percy jackson

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1. I steal my older brother’s PJO books, read them, and download Pinterest on my Kindle to get my first taste of fandom

2. I spend a lot of time online, secretly, and am exposed–for the first time–to the fact that it’s weird that I share a room and bed with my dad and am not allowed anywhere else

3. My dad brings me to a corn field and tells me obama is the anti-christ who’s been sent by god to end the world, as foretold by the bible. I believe this and cry when he’s elected because i don’t want to die

4. I begin googling and discover that my situation is not great. I begin a careful attempt to ~distance~ myself from my father by sleeping anywhere else through any means possible. Eventually, I’m allowed to sleep in my own room

5. Now that I’ve been exposed to the real world and the fact that I’ve been groomed, I’m not ~obedient~ anymore and my dad Dips(™) to find a new kid. We lose our house and have to move to government housing in a new city

6. Eventually my parents divorce because of this. My dad moves to a horse ranch. I visit him on the horse ranch, think it’s cool, and invite my friends over for a sleepover. I have my first gay kiss with a girl in a tent. The next day my father tries to ~kill~ me on the horse ranch(™) with a golf cart

7.My dad disappears from the face of the earth. He forgets his phone is connected to the family iMac. We know all about the crimes he is committing. He fakes a heart attack in a Wal-Mart at some point, idk

8. The FBI is onto his life of crime. He flees to Romania to escape them and lives with a millionaire Romanian woman. She’s suspicious of him after a while. She hires a private investigator and unearths his life of lies and crime. He flees to Alaska. He gets a roommate in Alaska. The roommate goes to federal prison. We never hear from my father again. He is, perhaps, dead.

9. It’s revealed to us that my grandmother is also involved. She’s been smuggling drugs from the hospital. She also goes to federal prison. Also apparently my older brother and I aren’t related. This was another scam from my father

solavei

Understandable response

jem-jam

uhhhh hh hh hhh

doc-notreally-salas

Me reading from point 2 to point 3:

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👁️ 👄 👁️

the-one-and-only-piper-offical

this sounds like msa level shit im crine

squirrel--boy

This guy in particular is living in a simulation

monsterbutch

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

formlessdemi

God forbid Chippy do anything

randomdeinonychus

You absolutely must unmute this video.

cpericardium

squarizona

mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP

strawberry-crocodile

ginkgogoldenleaf

Please, sit down and let a Mask tell you a wonderful story

#campaign 4 #cr4 #critical role #not my art

galacticjonah

Official Illustrations for Critical Role's Previously On recaps of Campaign 4!

And this makes all three tables: The Schemers! What a nerve-wracking chain of events, huh? It's been a massive honour yet again to bring all of them to life!!

(there's a little easteregg in the full group illustration...can you spot it?;))

#critical role #campaign 4 #cr4 #these pieces are gorgeous