If you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say.

22 years old, she/her. I can't sing, I can't dance and I don't know karate. I can face it, I'm never gonna make it.

[guccifloralsuits]

if you had 6 minutes left to live, what’s the last song you’d listen to

[gladerofwicked]

i’d spent the entire 6 minutes trying to pick a song

[dyrtydyke]

LG🐝T

[spellswisp]

summer mood

[spellswisp]

#what is shaggy wearing (x)

[siltyloames]

holy shit shaggy is secretly jacked

[marxpussy-deactivated20180726]

Closeted chad.

[renegadex557]

Jacked? Damn straight, have you seen him with those weight lifting scenes?! He lifts it up like it’s a feather!

[therobotmonster]

Dude spends every week running for his life with a dog that’s got to be at least 100 lbs in his arms. Constant aerobic workout with weights, massive hunger, laid back attitude: he’s an fighting-anime hero whose style is entirely built around escape and speed. 

[ayellowbirds]

According to season 1 episodes of Scooby-Doo, Where Are You, Shaggy is both “the swingingest gymnast in school”, and a track & field athlete who is the fastest (human) in the gang. So, yes. Definitively canon. 

His appetite isn’t about being stoned, it’s because he’s a teenage jock.

[tinyfoxpup]

my cat realised she has a tail

[fuckoffidiots69-deactivated2021]

*plugs hdmi cable into hdmi slot and not the usb slot* I learned that at tech school ;)

[transjemder]

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

[poorlytimed-deactivated20190607]

conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone

[snorlaxatives]

ellen degeneres is turning 60 years old this week and i’m not sure how to process that information like…. i never knew how old she was and i never really thought about that fact that she has an age…. i feel like she just exists on this planet as an ageless entity

[dan-is-literally-on-fire]

@folie-a-blews

[thebootydiaries]

dinner with the bay <3

[alessandromancodogphotograp-blog]

[sexhaver]

two sick horses evaluating an orb

[6qubed]

“it floats”

“don’t like that”

[little-forget-me-not]

2018 is the year of THE GOOD BOY!!!!!

[fishingboatproceeds]

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[fuckthiswebsiteihateeveryone-de]

john green u nasty and ugly as hell shut the fuck up

[fishingboatproceeds]

sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fucking unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk shit get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt. i know threats are fucked up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day, probably from her royal hoodrat olive and all of her nasty friends. but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being goth all you want. i’ve been hurt a lot. my first boyfriend cheated on me, my dad screams if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings. i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a fucking girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.

[hellenthetenderness]

[danisontnonfire]

[hellenthetenderness]

[skylarthememequeen52-deactivate]

THE CAT IS OKAY. THE CHILD PICTURED IS EATING A DIFFERENT KIND OF SUSHI.

[hellenthetenderness]

[danisontnonfire]

[hellenthetenderness]

[pathologicalcrierr]

[thecinematicrealm]

you: stranger things season 2 me, an intellectual: strangerer things

[catsofinstagram]

[the-stickers]

[its-all-down-hill]

[ayellowbirds]

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

[monicalknighton-deactivated2018]

WHAT DID HE ORDER???

[bbybnnydddyrbbt]

OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES

https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g

[ichorandpride]

PLEASE GO WATCH THE VIDEO IM CRYING

[dan-is-literally-on-fire]

@folie-a-blews

[fonzworthcutlass]

ur fucking boy 💯

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

we all have that one friend 

[rigaya-deactivated20180901]

This hits

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

This photo is so crazy bc the guy on the left robbed the guy on the right at gunpoint or whatever and in the process realized he was robbing people bc he was repressing his gay feelings and they started dating and now they’re like married or something

[sinbadism]

W H A T ……..

[butchscientist]

[rodbunnyslay-deactivated2017040]

This world is a strange place.

[kingrudegyalchina]

BRUH

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

#i can’t believe you’d ever divorce this from its perfect original context 

[arundhottieroy-deactivated20200]

#ikr i cant believe they gal pal'ed the florist and his mugger