Tears you apart inside!

Nathan || he/they (agender) || ace-gay || 27 || i love monsters and am probably a furry or smth || occasionally edgy bc it's cringe to hide it on sideblogs || Read my byf lmao

[zestsart]

hermaeus my beloved

i love him so much bruh you don’t even GET IT he’s such a diva and he slays n shit (literally, even?) i love the aporcrypha parts in skyrim so much too they’re sosososo fun

[sharkapology]

People do not give us (Brasil) enough credit for:

Our fucked up dolphins

Our fucked up porcupines

Our fucked up snakes

This

[celestial-seasonings427]

What the fuck is that

[sharkapology]

can u be nice

[birds-in-posts]

Jabiru (Jabiru mycteria)

[bathroomcube]

now remember, "kink" is to "fetish" as "poisonous" is to "venomous"

*hands you a knife*

you know what to do. we're all counting on you.

[superdz555]

(link)

[smallmariofindings]

In Paper Mario: The Origami King, one of the jokes that can be optionally encountered in the brief visit to Peach's Castle late in the game is attempting to open the door on the right side of the foyer, which is locked. Bowser will then suggest there is nothing on the other side to begin with.

While this is true in the sense that there is no actual way to open the door and it does not lead to a room, looking behind the door reveals there is actually a space there that is identical to the spaces used for loading zones behind other openable doors in the game, so the door could in fact accommodate being opened and taking Mario to another room. It stands to reason that the space behind the door would not be modeled at all if it was not intended to be opened at any point, as is overwhelmingly the case with unopenable doors in 3D video games.

This suggests that the door was possibly intended to lead somewhere during development and the room was removed, and Bowser's comment is not merely making fun of unopenable doors in video games but also is inside joke for the developers. It should however be noted that it is possible that the space was simply copied over from the other side of the room when it was modeled (since the layout is symmetrical), though the room is not actually exactly symmetrical making this slightly less likely.

Source: noclip.website

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[realbara-blog]

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[important-cat-pics]

[ikurko]

[ravioliet]

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

[en501]

Omnissiah, grant me strength to finish this wip...

I wonder, what made our esteemed magos so irritated?

[thebigcatblog]

A 22-month-old female scaredy cat tiger appeared to get the shock of her young life when she encountered a dead leaf floating on a pool of water in the Bandhavgarh National Park, India. Clearly unusure about just what was approaching her, the partially submerged youngster’s tail shot up in the air and with teeth bared she let out her most fearsome growl - all in an effort to scare the humble leaf away.

Picture: HERMANN BREHM / NPL / Rex Features

[watsoniananatomy-deactivated201]

I CAN’T BREATHE

[renderiot]

OMFG I AM DYING!

this is like the happiest thing I have encountered in a while

[natrenwal]

they should form a support group. 

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[breakbeatbun]

you can dig a little hole and plant me in the dirt

[punkcherries]

[cont3ntwarning]

pretty much yeah

[ichorandpride]

Derek is turning his account into a paternity (maternity? eggternity?) journal

(original tweets)

[en501]

Registering a blasphemous violation of the laws of the Omnissiah.

I have this little headcanon, that Viola's vox augment allows her to speak binharic to admechs, albeit, in a very broken and not grammatically correct way and, quote, "with an atrocious accent".

If anyone is wondering, yes, the binary code does translate into text :)

Hw d u d0, fllow admchs?

[escuerzoresucitado]