dana abrams

dana * submissive

[dana-abrams]

Text: Hey Dani. Just checking in on you. How are you doing?

Text: hi miss

Text: o u know how it is.  im always mad abt smth

[a pause]

Text: but at least i have a boyf now.  makes it a little more bearable.

Text: how r u?

[dana-abrams]

Hey roomie. So, I was super bored and a little hungry last night, and found a soup recipe online that I didn't think even I could fuck up. I had a bowl last night and it doesn't seem to have poisoned me or anything, so if you're hungry there's a container in the fridge. Nothing fancy, because my cooking is sub-par, but if you're into some soup then feel free!

Oh yeah?  Rad.  But uh, what kinda soup is it?  

Only reason I ask is ‘cuz I kinda sorta have this…texture thing going on that I’ve been trying to work through.

[emryshudson-sub]

dana-abrams:

That’s a good thing then. Cuz if you’re afraid of that, then you’ll always be thinking about it and will use titles constantly. Then everyone will be happy.

Got it! 

[dana-abrams]

Being a pretty gay/bi/whatever boy is an asset here.  Just sayin’.  

You’re luckier than you realize.

[switchyxferdi-deactivated202103]

Everyone is so wonderful

[omegaxxsavon]

dana-abrams:

Fine.  Right now?  I think you’re acting like a raging cunt for no reason.  But then you get all weird and pouty when people call you out on your shit.  Well, if you want to be taken seriously, then act like it!  

Jesus.  Was that even remotely necessary?  I mean, you don’t have to be Robin’s fan in the slightest, but goddamn, it’s the girl’s birthday for fuck’s sake.

Since when have birthdays been special? Speaking of shit, there’s quite a few rumors about you around here. Any of ‘em true?

[dana-abrams]

That I had to eat my own shit? Yeah, that’s true and not exactly a rumor; do you want points or something for that ‘burn’?  

You know, there was a brief moment where I honestly felt bad for you, and tried to tell people that hey, she’s new and just figuring this place out.  Give her time.  Now I see that it’s your goal to be fucking unpleasant.  

Don’t you have a bridge to go terrorize billy goats at?  I’m done with this conversation.

[josieclarington]

dana-abrams:

Oh wow this isn’t totally shady and cryptic in the slightest.

Jeez I must have missed the new rule that all messages had to be encoded.  Are we at war or something?

[dana-abrams]

No, but I’m pretty sure someone is hungover and should just cop up to it.

[emryshudson-sub]

dana-abrams:

Yeah.  When forced to swallow your own shit, try to relax the throat first.  Gagging only makes it worse.

I dunno, use titles after every third sentence.

That seems like a popular advice that i’m afraid to mess up.

[dana-abrams]

That's a good thing then. Cuz if you're afraid of that, then you'll always be thinking about it and will use titles constantly. Then everyone will be happy.

[dana-abrams]

Text: dana please please don't get yourself in trouble.

Text: too late.

[dana-abrams]

subxslyxrobin:

Text; If you’re sure.

Text: Well I can’t let myself worry about it, honestly. She’s not going to ruin my night

Text: mhm, her being an asshole isnt worth worrying abt.

Text:  anyway, hbd and all that.  guess ill ttyl.

[switchyxferdi-deactivated202103]

Text: fair enough.

Text: alright. Thanks again

[dana-abrams]

Text: yw

[josieclarington]

Today is way toooooo long!

[dana-abrams]

Oh wow this isn't totally shady and cryptic in the slightest.

[switchrachelberry-deactivated20]

Well, that’s that.

I have officially settled into my dormitory. It was a tedious, all-day affair, but I really do feel much better now that I’ve finished. I’ve made myself a cup of decaffeinated, blueberry tea and am finally relaxed enough to socialize a bit.  For those of you who don’t know me - and it’s very reasonable that you wouldn’t, considering I’ve been exceptionally preoccupied since I arrived - I’m Rachel Berry ★. I’ve already composed the first part of the tell-all biography I plan to release well after I’ve won my fifth Tony Award, so I’m quite proficient with interview-type questioning. That said, if there’s anything any of you would like to know, please don’t hesitate to ask.

Oh, and before I forget - I’d like to extend an apology to whomever is occupying the dorm above me. I promise that I’ll rehearse predominantly in the auditorium from now on and if I ever do in my room again, it will be at a far more reasonable hour.

[dana-abrams]

Hi, I’m Dana and I’m a submissive.  I have two questions: what are you on, and where can I get some?

[dana-abrams]

tina-c-c:

Sorry.  I just…I don’t want to screw up, you know?

I’m Tina.

Again: you won’t.

Hi.

[dana-abrams]

Text: dana please please don't get yourself in trouble.

Text: too late.

[dana-abrams]

subxslyxrobin:

Text; If you’re sure.

Text: Well I can’t let myself worry about it, honestly. She’s not going to ruin my night

Text: mhm, her being an asshole isnt worth worrying abt.

Text:  anyway, hbd and all that.  guess ill ttyl.

[dana-abrams]

emryshudson-sub:

Any advice for the newbie?

Yeah.  When forced to swallow your own shit, try to relax the throat first.  Gagging only makes it worse.

I dunno, use titles after every third sentence.

[dana-abrams]

submissiveblaineanderson:

Yeah… well, I guess someone must have been… I wouldn’t know. I’m always the last to know about stuff like that.

I’m prolly gonna pack a bag...for another inevitable trip to the auction house.

[dana-abrams]

Text: dana please please don't get yourself in trouble.

Text: too late.

[dana-abrams]

subxslyxrobin:

Text: Huh? What do you mean?

Text: I mean, I usully use titles but I always forget with her. And she just…rubs me the wrong way

Text: nvm

Text: idgi either, dude.  still pisses me off all the same.

[dana-abrams]

Text: dana please please don't get yourself in trouble.

Text: too late.

[switchyxferdi-deactivated202103]

Text: maybe he’s just trying to remove you from the situation?

Text: thank you, though. It was nice of you to do that.

[dana-abrams]

Text: o I thought u meant something else

Text: i can't help it. stuff like that puts me over the edge

[dana-abrams]

[switchyxferdi-deactivated202103]

Everyone is so wonderful

[dana-abrams]

davexkarofsky:

DANA. That’s enough. Get over here, now.

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UGH.  Fine.