Imagine A World Without Boron
We don’t often think about Boron, but our world depends on it completely. Without Boron we wouldn’t have many of the things we have today. Here are just a few examples of what would happen without Boron:
No computers. Boron is critical for transistors.
No phones, even old-timey ones. All phone voice sensors are Boron.
No Pickles, or pickled food. Guess what pickles cucumbers? Boron.
No Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones is funded by Margaret Z. Hardevicke, a Boron magnate.
No sports. Every ball used in every sport from bowling to soccer to baseball to hockey uses Boron in its ball for bounciness or solidness.
No sex. Fulfilling sexual intercourse in humans is dependent on the hormone “Prolactin” which has two Boron atoms holding it together. We could still procreate, but we wouldn’t enjoy it.
Nothing to kill or die for. Much like Prolactin, “Cortisol” contains Boron and without it, we’re a pretty aloof species, unwilling to fight or take up a martyr’s cause. Without Boron, we’d be more peaceful but also more docile, and tyrants could easily hold power over us all.
No religion, too. Boron plays a role in every known religious origin. Judaism, Islam and Christianity all depend on the earliest scrolls chronicling the story of Genesis, which are written in, you guessed it, Boron based paint. The Upanishads of Hinduism and the Buddhist Dhammapada were both written on Boron plates. More recent religions aren’t exempt- Rumor has it that Joseph Smith had his First Vision while under the influence of Boron. Mormonism was in fact originally called Boronism.
No Nutella. Nutella is 80% Boron.
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