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boredwithcuriosity

Wearing Band Shirts In Public

danagodean

What I think will happen: Someone will like the band and we’ll start talking.

What actually happens: Old people and suburban moms look at me like I need Jesus.

candyfactoryfilms

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danagodean

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

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dear old friend,

I just would like to say that I miss you. But I can never tell this to you, because it seems we have grown worlds apart and don’t talk to each other anymore. I miss the special times we had. I miss being there to help guide you in your endeavors through love, family issues, or anything else going wrong in your life. But now it seems like I’m nothing more than a spectator in your life. Watching everything go down while wishing to help and be there for you. I suppose your new friends fill that role now. I just want it to go back to how it once was where we were best friends and nothing could change that. But I guess this is the end dear friend. So farewell goodbye. PS. If your ever looking for someone just to listen, you’ll know where to find me.