i love da pitt

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[chaseadrian]

let's go dr. j in the ring

[danamel]

i think dana “hasn’t had someone get her off in the bedroom since bush was in office” evans should be topped by dr cassie “strap game so good that she’ll see you in the emergency department tomorrow” mckay

[danamel]

ngl as far as i’m concerned, dana evans’ “husband” is just her butch service puppy

[thatsmimi]

whitaker might've came out victorious from this convo but santos had unknowingly sown a much more sinister seed: she mentioned him liking a food. now everything fan work about whitaker is gonna have avocados in it. brunch with the pittlings and he gets avocado toast. chibi drawing of him and a comically oversized avocado. hucklerobby fic where robby always keeps avocados in stock at his house for him as an act of service. whitaker ur never escaping ur Avocado Fate

[danamel]

genuinely thought s2e12 dana was going to piss on screen like robby in s1 and got so excited i almost blacked out

[danamel]

is pitt tumblr a safe place to say i want to huff dana evans bra after a 12 hour shift .