currently: holding onto my youth as tight as I can

[dance-dance-fr-centuries]

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

[kingdra]

[c2g69b8ab4]

my grandparents wifi password is spinach77

[dance-dance-fr-centuries]

Let's ride

[memehumor]

We living in 2039

[pleasetrysomethingelse]

“Are you masturbating in the masturbating booth again?”

“…no. I’m just chilling”

[surprisebitch]

very discreet indeed

[dance-dance-fr-centuries]

i recommend the creme brulee

i recommend you go away

[potatoandotherwise-deactivated2]

“why don’t you have a boyfriend?”

have you looked at me for longer than 5 seconds because that’s why

[cosmicrefund-deactivated2012101]

[spoken-not-written-deactivated2]

Everyone who reblogs this will get a selfie of me.

[kfc-official]

I GOT MINE AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING 

[morgrana]

oh my goodness

[miquerida]

that’s a lot of selfies

[wrappingpaper]

fuck.

[thatstheriddle]

PLEASE.

[kfc-official]

um

[aglionby]

[whitetrashlucy-blog]

IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK

[relahvant]

when someone eats the food you were saving in the fridge

[autisticauthorpidge]

The bisexual stereotype is true. I am bi and I can’t decide anything. I have never made a decision in my life.

[dveon-deactivated20141016]

*aggressively doesn’t know*

[timnordwind-deactivated20130819]

burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

[armpitkink]

me: i’m stressed

someone: don’t be stressed

me: 

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song