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Alexa / 21 / Canada

[sarahconnorjr]

[93-7]

[steveinaspeedo]

[willygurl68]

The only sign I’ll take directions from

[selenaigomez]

LILO & STITCH (2002) dir. Chris Sanders, Dean DeBlois

[chaoflaka]

Everybody try and guess what Stitch said.

[dana-chan325]

Nerd Time: 

But I think there was actually an article in a Disney Magazine that transcribed a lot of Stitch’s alien language from back in the day that I actually remember reading!

and for some one who grew up watching the Lilo and Stitch TV series it was a godsend (cause Stitch spoke “alien” in the series way more then then english in the TV show for whatever reason, even if he should of been fluent after so much time with Lilo. Smarter then a super computer my left buttcheek I think Stitch is just stubborn) 

They only had a few casual words of Tantalog (the language of Jumba’s species that most of the experiments spoke) 

I suggest looking up some of the linguistics of Tantalog on the Lilo and Stitch Wiki! 

The alphabet is really in depth and they based it on native Hawaiian, Chinese and Chezcreekian. 

And I remember being able to understand some of Stitch’s linguistics due from context clues alone. 

So long story short:

Meega = Me/I

Nala = either “I want to” or “evil” 

Kweesta = “Destroy”

Meega Nala Kweesta = “I want to destroy”

Although, Given the context and the council’s reaction, I think a more appropriate translation is the implied as a direct threat: “I want to destroy all of YOU”

Like “I want to cause problems on purpose/ I will fuck all y’all up” 

Also I’m tagging @xryn-art in my rambles. Idk if they even like Lilo and Stitch but I think the Linguistics side of the IZ fandom would find this interesting. 

[xryn-art]

*takes notes*

[horsefingerss]

@abraxaswithaxes​ its a crime you put this hidden in the tags

[arrghigiveup]

American Hedgehog Warrior: Course 3 Watch as Pepper takes on course 3 of American Hedgehog Warrior: Quarantine Edition 🦔

[cat--77]

Turn on the sound

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[alittlefallofgay]

The girls are TALKING

[rooftop-bingo]

the girls are FRUSTRATED because they are READY TO PERFORM AND TAKE DOWN THE PREY

[muscosus]

[zicygomar]

[math-memes]

[catgirldirk]

what the fuck is this post for. its not even funny or even a meme its literally a middle school math lesson. fuck you and fuck this website

[theaudientvoid]

Your loss if you can’t appreciate the subtle humor of OP’s mathematical memes.

[forever-memes]

Big brain time

[deejay]

Wait for it..

[mr-quiyst]

I don’t care if you’ve already seen this on your dash. See it again.

[shit-liberals-post]

[ilovekitty3000]

[utteradoxography]

[archaeologicals-deactivated2016]

fun facts!

leonardo da vinci was a year younger than christopher columbus.

stalin, freud, Ttto, trotsky and hitler walk into a bar……no really, it’s possible since they all lived in vienna in 1913.

aristotle tutored alexander the great.

abraham lincoln was twelve when napoleon bonaparte died.

an unusually well-traveled person in 5th century BC could have conceivably met confucius, lao tze, the buddha and socrates over the course of a seventy year life.

pharaohs and mammoths existed at the same time.

pocahontas and william shakespeare died, in the same country, less than a year apart from each other. 

oxford university is older than the aztec empire.

[jessicasuenicole]

Stuff like this really makes me wish we learned history chronologically instead of geographically. You know how cool this shit is? So much can happen all at once and we keep pretending like it doesn’t

[tackled]

[rosecrystal]

its true that crying wont solve things but we dont cry to solve. we cry to release

[aphony-cree]

Taking the lid off a pot that’s boiling too much wont solve the problem of the heat being too high, but it will release the pressure so you’ll have time to get the heat under control before everything inside the pot explodes 

[gumbubbles-blog]

im what the kids call

attention seeking

[ms-demeanor]

Since man can’t judge me and I don’t fear god I’ve decided to start playing harmonica on my commute.

[nonbinaryqueerzim-deactivated20]

[speaknow]

I love those autumn mornings when you can smell the air and it’s a little bit cold but not too cold and there are leaves everywhere

[itsagifnotagif]

[itsagifnotagif]

OKAY THIS CAME UP ON MY ACTIVITY AGAIN. WHY WON’T YOU LET THIS POST DIE IT HAS BEEN 4 YEARS PLEASE

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Someone find that post of that dude who gets stuck in an elevator cause that has this exact energy

[fluent-n-death]

[fluent-n-death]

@shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Exactly the same energy thank you my comrade

[viostormcaller]

HI YES I ADORE THIS

[persassierthanyou-deactivated20]

I live for old posts that have been reblogged over a while

[itsagifnotagif]

It has been 5 years leave this out of my activity

[kingscrown666]

never

[itsagifnotagif]

Monthly reminder to let this die

[viostormcaller]

I can’t not reblog this though XDD

[millificent]

darling, perfection can never die