Dancing With a Dream

[labias]

Oh my god

[headspace-hotel]

depression: kill yourself

Me: kill me yourself you coward

[valtsv]

having executive dysfunction, ADHD and just a complete lack of any conception of the workings and passage of time means that i consistently roll a critical fail in punctuality

[valtsv]

me: okay so i have to be there at 9 so i’ll get up at 7, actually get up at 7:30, get off my phone and into the shower at 7:45, finish dressing at 8, stop reading my news feed and make breakfast at 8:15, clean my teeth and leave at 8:30 with 10 minutes extra time to spare if shit goes sideways. there’s no way i can possibly be late.

me, still in my pyjamas in bed, scrolling through twitter at 08:59: motherfucker i did it again

[valtsv]

my brain with every passing second drawing towards a rapidly approaching deadline:

my last, chronically overworked, almost entirely nonfunctional brain cell: read @ 11:59 PM ✔️✔️

[dancingwithadream]

Love is the worst

[whitepeopletwitter]

[b-rainrot]

[marierosaurus]

This is me.

[brenobikenobi]

insp

[olivia-y113]

[eileenxelectric]

perfection.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[taylorswifh]

To all the single lover out there, like me, you don’t need a lover to relate to this song.

[toastbutteregg]

my lifes a lie why did I just know about this!??!?! everyone probably thought I’m so silly wearing a plastic behind my ear

[afeelgoodblog]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[dancingwithadream]

I wish Broadway had a live streaming option so that I could enjoy my favorite things with my dad who is living with ALS, wheelchair bound, and unable to fly.

I would pay anything to share that with him.

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[logarto]

giant salamanders look so sloppy. so moist. so jiggly.

[autogynephiladelphia]

Plormp

[lubricates]

THEY LOOK LIKE THEY ARE VERY TIRED OF LIFE LIKE ME

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Today I was rehearsing with the guitarist from the show I’m doing and I was coughing up a lung bc I’m sick and I was just kidding but I told him he needed to bring me a lemon for me to slice up and put in a cup of tea and so I show up to the show tonight to get ready and he sets down a big ass lemon on my dressing room table and then brings out like 5 boxes of Halloween Oreos and for those of you who pay attention to my posts you know what a big fucking deal that is and so long story short I now have a lemon and more Oreos than I know what to do with

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: tonight he brought me 2 lemons and a bag of cough drops. i’m running out of room in my fruit drawer in the fridge because i have so many damn lemons.

[rollinthunderr-deactivated20220]

LIFE IS GIVING U LEMONS, MAKE SO LEMONADE !!!!!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

okay but it wasn’t life it was a guy named howard

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Update: tonight there were 3 lemons

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Update: 4 lemons

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Another update: I have 10 lemons and a date for Friday night

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: lemon boy carved pumpkins to ask me to be his lemon girl so lemon boy is now lemon boyfriend

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend are very happy 

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend took a trip to the mountains this summer and decided that once they’ve graduated & are successfully pretending to be grown ups they will become lemon husband and lemon wife 

[aggressive-pepsi]

This is a wholesome post

[blackqueerblog]

I’m not crying.

[unicornempire]

Often times effort matters so much more than the thing itself. Whatever you can do, simply trying to do it at all is often more than enough.

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

You don’t need money to have the richest experience like this one

[cheaphalloweencostume]

AT MY AUTOPSY:

mortician: *makes the first incision*

me: *confetti comes flying out of my chest cavity with a little trumpet noise*