The more I learn, the less I know

[heyepiphora]

GIVEAWAY: sex toy survival kits for the apocalypse

Fight your existential dread with orgasms. Enter to win one of 10 sex toy survival kits to get you through this dystopian nightmare, each worth $400+! 

Every kit is stocked with 4-5 outstanding items: legendary vibrators, hand-poured dildos, perfect butt plugs, thrusting toys, porn, my favorite lube, and more. These highly-curated kits contain only toys I know and love, and most are available to my international readers!

Giveaway ends 10/30. Enter to win on my blog — and don’t forget to pack your bug-out bag for extra entries! 

[annmariexrose]

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

[urblackwaifu-deactivated2018043]

Help a mentally ill 19 year old girl get out of her abusive household

If you can’t or don’t have the money to donate please just share this or give it a read

https://www.youcaring.com/farrah-815284

[heyepiphora]

My mission: put my favorite sex toys in the hands of people who deserve them. The result: this HUGE giveaway, the largest I’ve ever run with over 50 different sex toy prizes! 😍

Peeps, I’ve got everything here from vibrators to dildos to butt stuff to penis toys to harnesses and BDSM implements, plus gift cards for the indecisive and a slew of “winner’s choice” prizes, where you can win any sex toy you desire from the catalogs of various companies.

Classic favorites of mine such as the Pure Wand, Magic Wand Rechargeable, and Mona 2 are up for grabs, but there’s also a ton of new stuff, such as the Doxy Die Cast and Womanizer Pro. Most of these prizes are valued at or over $100, and more than half are available to international folks!

Enter to win the sex toy of your dreams now!

[markruffalo]

Dear my Californian brothers & sisters, my friend @samuelljackson pointed out that there’s a great app called @registertovote that makes it very easy to register. The deadline to register is May 23rd and the California primary is June 7th. Give it a download! https://registertovote.us

[positivedoodles]

[drawing of a pink flamingo saying “You matter. Your needs matter. Your happiness matters. Your life matters.” in a light pink speech bubble.]

[king-joaquin]

[recklesscloudz-deactivated20230]

Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

[nudiemuse]

Yes.

Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.

[timaeustestifieds]

reblobbed

[justthefangirl]

seriously have nothing to lose

[sherlysthougths]

Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets

[imsuchacapricorn]

You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.

Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.

[sxvsxde-blog]

I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.

[muscovado-sugar]

I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot. BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY

[niuniente]

I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month.

[doveclove]

Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day…

[districtdollface-deactivated201]

Amen

[deenadolly-deactivated20150921]

Reblobbed.

[breelandwalker]

I have a theory that these posts actually gather energy from the wishes of people who reblog them and that’s why they work. Plus, yanno, they get passed around by witches…a lot. :)

[ridingunbridled1993-deactivated]

I need more truck money.

[minervas-buddy-lapras]

I need money Seriously please

[maybeantonioj]

I reblogged this and I’m still broke :) thanks

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

Young voters are failing Bernie Sanders, just as they’ve failed so many before

This is why campaigns that rely on the youth vote often fail.

Unfortunately the numbers don’t lie, youth voter turn out is down since 2008. Young voters support Bernie Sanders in overwhelming numbers, 86-14 in New Hampshire. That is massive, even better than Obama. Still, we NEED TO VOTE. We NEED to stay ACTIVE and involved! This political revolution is to make OUR country a better place, we need to quit letting 65 year old voters decide the future of our country. PLEASE REGISTER TO VOTE IF YOU HAVE NOT DONE SO ALREADY! BERNIE SANDERS 2016! 

REGISTER RIGHT HERE, DO IT TODAY, RIGHT NOW, DO NOT WAIT!

[0l0x]

I just registered, it took 5 minutes. All you need is a driver’s license or ID. I don’t like politics on my dash, but I’m reblogging this because no matter who you support, you should register to vote, and this post has a link that makes it very easy to get started.

[harryandtom-deactivated20160815]

Guys this is no joke. Please go out and vote if you can. Registering is so easy and online for a lot of states!! It is being projected now that Donald Trump has a good chance at winning the GOP Nomination. Whether you’re a democrat or republican or another party, PLEASE VOTE! It’s embarrassing how little our age group votes, this election is a big deal, GET REGISTERED AND VOTE!!

[creamycumshot-deactivated201606]

Too busy reblogging them memes y'all dumbasses forgot to get registered

[cuntyarmand]

Where we’re from, the birds sing a pretty song… and there’s always music in the air.

[knockturnallley]

“He must have known I’d want to leave you.“ “No, he must have known you would always want to come back.”

[angryladies-deactivated20160518]

[yourheartexpands-deactivated201]

Erryday I’m rebloggin

[justanarchiveinabigklainefandom]

Sometimes, I hate the rule

[yourheartexpands-deactivated201]

Aww haha you know, you don’t have to reblog every time.

[pinkandseafoam]

yes you do

[khal-blaine]

[thestaticinhersmile]

Man, I haven’t reblogged this in a while.

[byebyeshow]

the bisexual haircut

[atta-boy-blogs]

OMG @dandalion

[dandalion]

@jae-blue I JUST SAW THIS FUCK

[dandalion]

Hello friends!

So, I’ve embarked on a journey of candle making, and I want to start selling fandom themed candles, starting with Harry Potter.

I would love some help in terms of what scents people associate with which characters, locations, themes, houses, etc.  Please help me out with any thoughts!

(The idea with the character candles is that there will be three or four scents in layers in one candle for each character, and those scents would be what that character might smell if they encountered amorentia.  Sadly, only Harry and Hermione actually have canon details on that.  There are some obvious ones, like Neville and plants, and Dumbledore and lemon drops, and Luna and sunflowers, but if anyone has any input it would be greatly appreciated!!!)

[fuckyeahhills]

[dandalion]

The Signs As Things That Have Actually Been Said In My Class

aries: bill nye can go fuck himself with a beaker

taurus: who ate this fucking desk

cancer: adam you cry when the wind blows in the fucking wrong direction

gemini: did you eat my pencil you whore

leo: the lighting in the bathroom makes me look a crusty lightbulb

virgo: don't you dare break my calculator

libra: STOP TEXTING ME I'M IN CLASS

scorpio: did you just drink blood you fucking vampire

sagittarius: why the fuck are their clouds where the sun used to be

capricorn: *sighs, then screeches*

aquarius: where the fuck did god even come from

pisces: I want this song to become human so we can fuck

[dandalion]

Lil bab let me hold her 😍💖🐰

[dandalion]

New Year's Eve subway selfies 👍🍾💩😎💖