(breast cancer awareness post here/the legends of tumblr here, variations here and here , alt link for number 7/arch nemesis Cynthia here) [the two topics are wholly unrelated]
HII!!
My name on the internet is Dandelion, but you can call me whatever you like honestly. It's so hard to find a good name around here, the fae keep stealing them
[names I use for myself: Dandelion, Felix, Dandi]
He/him preferably, they/them is fine too but since English isn't the language that gets used most in my day to day life I kinda forget I could use those lol; honestly pretty much anything but she/her or it/its is fine [she/her is cause i'm trans, it/its is just personal preference :)]
(let me be a guy with long hair who wears dresses 😭)
I'm aroace-spec 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 and my gender is up to interpretation lol (i'm pretty sure i'm transmasc now - though you might be able to watch me edit this every two days when i wear a dress lmao) I'm a trans guy!
I'm 18 and I live in France but I have both French and American citizenship (so i speak both french and english)
I have scoliosis (diagnosed, 45°) and who deCIDED SCOLISOIS SHOULD BE SPELLED THE WAY IT IS (if i spell it correctly be aware that either I copied it from somewhere, or i thought about it for WAY too long, or it was a monkeys on keyboards thing)
I also probably have some form of undiagnosed neurodivergence, i think autism and some hints of adhd :)
I created a blog just for reblogging shit (aptly named @dandelionflowery-reblogs) but i suck at tagging stuff on most of my accounts 😭
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I like:
- Reading and books in general
- Fanfics, fanart!! (Both writing/drawing them and reading/simping for them)
- Interactions on here!!
- crochet/knitting/sewing/yarn crafts in general
- feel free to ask about fandoms or scroll through the reblogs blog if you're curious!
(you will notice my current obsession of Palia though lol)
- there's probably some other stuff I like but I can't think of anything rn
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I don't really have a dni list cause 1) it's never been an issue for me and 2) if i really don't want to talk to someone i'll just block them
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I like talking to people even if you don't know what to say just say hi!
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totally normal link trust me :)
if you still trust me (and why shouldn't you?), here's the ULTIMATE PRIDE FLAG lol)
let's see how trustworthy you think i am
an apology 1 | 2
useful tumblr post about hobbies
SNAIL CROSSING SNAIL CROSSING SNAIL CROSSING
[in order; cats, "ultimate pride flag" (original 8 stripe pride flag with the blm/trans/intersex chevron on top + an extra stripe for diversity), 20 seconds of a coldplay song before a rickroll, a picture of a baby penguin, josh hutcherson whistle, links to how to learn how to do some hobbies, animated snail crossing]
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(some) Other blogs I have (I have about 20 accounts lmao)
@mybrain-fanficedition
@fiction-archiving
+ another handful of gimmick blogs but i'm not saying which ones >:) [maybe i should, i'm fairly active on them]
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Congrats! You reached the end of my intro! Have a shark!
Please S6, add some more lore to Jel. Add some proverbial flesh to him. Grant us a sliver of his backstory. Make him go through Stuff and Events so we can all look and nod and say "oh yeah it makes sense why he's the way he is".
by the maji i'll get naio pregnant. not even the first time naio showed that he's a freak by the by, he did this in the elderwood patch where he's like "does that mean i have to call you Ser" human: you can call me ser :) "Okay, S-ser"
by the maji i'll get naio pregnant. not even the first time naio showed that he's a freak by the by, he did this in the elderwood patch where he's like "does that mean i have to call you Ser" human: you can call me ser :) "Okay, S-ser"
then why does he keep giving them to me on the prize wheel. I dont want them and if I cant immediately shoot them off in his place of business I am going to sell them right back to him. good luck getting out of your cartel debt now buddy.
- Walked into a tree the first time he saw his s/o in shorts.
- His partner kinda has to force him to wear sunscreen bc he doesn't like the texture. He'll do it tho at the reward of a smooch ofc. Tho he doesn't really get burnt anyway but still. Still tans quite quickly honestly.
- Worries about Tau and his partner overheating. Tau will just lay in the sun roasting and his partner is just constantly sprinting all over Kilima etc. So he keeps asking if they've drank enough water and that they should rest for a bit.
- Now while he is at least mostly sleeveless and according to him he does not get cold, he absolutely does get warm. He is wearing leather and fur. And his autistic ass is sweating his ass off during summer. His stubborn ass did not even consider switching outfits for summer until his partner went and got him something made by Jel. Took some convincing and his partner showing him their matching fit but he ends up quite appreciating the more breathable wear.
Ty to @squidamalink for pointing out that he's in several layers of leather-
- Adores picnics. Being outdoors and having meal with his beloved. The second it gets warm he's secretly (or not so secretly) so pumped. He enjoys preparing them as well but he also thinks his partner looks quite adorable holding a picnic basket they prepared.
- He uses the warm weather as an excuse to have his partner stay in his grove at night longer. If they fall asleep on his shoulder while sitting around the campfire cuddling thats just a coincidence ofc.
- Tau loves to jump into any body of water during summer and he will purposely get near Hassian or his partner to shake off and get them all wet.
- Lowkey loves roasting stuff over a fireplace. He ends up preparing a bunch of things for it with the help of his partner. He gets Auni and Ulfe to join, and even Najuma joins for a little. His s/o tells everyone ancient human campfire stories and Hassian after a bit even starts telling the kids about the stars. Sometimes Sifuu joins as well and ofc she tells her tales too.
- Likes picking a very pretty spot near the bahari bay beach to watch the sunset with his s/o during beach outings. He's very particular.
- Turns into a blushing mess if asked to put sunscreen on his partners back.
i'm waiting for some planks to make themselves so I decided to look into how fucked up the relationships between my horses actually are; cause I've kinda been breeding them purely randomly but I take a screenshot every time I do so I know who the parents are
Now if you haven't done much ranching, or if you're reading this and you've never played; the game could not care less about which animals can breed together. As long as they're young adult to elder and they're the same species, you're good, which can lead to... interesting mixes, if you keep track
the game gives 0 fucks about gender/sex so lesbian and gay conception works just as well as hetero conception; and crucially for this post, the game itself doesn't keep track of who's related AT ALL
They're all dawnspurs and the only visual variant I have is that some of them have stripes so I won't be adding pictures. If they looked slightly less like the default I would've lol
S6 gifted me my first horse, Honey.
Honey was already an adult (cause the gifted horse was intended to be used as a mount immediately), so not long after I bought Jasper. He's my current mount cause he has the technical skill and man does that help.
Jasper finally reached adulthood and he and Honey had Apple. A little later, once Apple had already reacher the stage of Young Adult I think; Jasper and Honey had Berry.
(Other than Jasper, you will absolutely notice a theme in the names I gave them lmao)
Some time later, once Berry had also reached the Young Adult stage, Jasper and Honey had Carrot; and here's where it starts to get... problematic
Apple and Berry had their own kid, Potato. Potato and Carrot are the same age, but Carrot is technically Potato's uncle, and Potato is our first child of incestuous horses.
As time went on, Honey and Jasper had Pomegranate, and Apple and Berry had Banana.
And now Honey and Jasper have had their 5th foal, Eggplant, and then it gets even weirder
Apple, instead of mating with Berry like she had the other two times, had a foal - Kiwi - with Potato. Potato is Apple's son.
Berry continued her own incestuous streak with her brother Carrot and had Apricot.
Eggplant, Kiwi and Apricot are all the same age but Honey is:
Eggplant's mother
Kiwi's grandmother on Apple's side
Kiwi's great grandmother on Potato's side
Apricot's grandmother
More visually,
I'm not sure how much better I could sketch that out lmao, this family tree is turning into a circle
(the only reason Honey and Jasper aren't mating with their kids is cause they're the only two who I consistently remember have kids together already lol; otherwise i'm just picking randomly out of the adult horses lol)
anyways i get that you can breed traits better with this game system but the second you think about it; you start questioning like... everything lmao
