Fandom Explosion

Click here for nothing, but fanfiction!!!!! ^-^ Okay so my blog is basically just a giant fandom explosion of everything I love so enjoy the little look into my obsessions!!

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i realized that the balloons in Ross’ bachelor party

are blown up condoms

[meanplastic]

[cutethingsforcats]

[kitty]

[loversword]

[toastbutteregg]

[mockingbirdie]

I’m the Last Person in the world to see this video apparently but it’s Forking hilarious and so gd tru.

[neithercrazynorfree]

oh to be a 15 year old girl in a pop punk band in 2003 and accidentally switch bodies with your mother, jamie lee curtis

[heavenoutside]

[lunar-skies]

[ratwarlock]

Sorry babe, during sex, the plague mask stays ON

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

Remember, birdwatching goes both ways

that’s vaguely threatening. thank you

[paxamericana]

accidentally clicking the “trending” tab on youtube is like looking through a rip in reality to another dimension

[paxamericana]

what the fuck is any of this at all

[portaltworemade-deactivated2021]

me as a kid watching mulan lament on how she could never be a perfect daughter, cutting her hair short and pretending to be a man

[tiktoks-we-like]

[heathyr]

The way they say “shrubbery” gets me e v e r y time

[carrionthird]

[I deserve… husband of the year award.

I just dropped my husband and his family off at the airport, got some coffee, made it home… and he calls me… to say… tsa wouldn’t let them bring their 80$ lush hair… product onto the flight and it was too late to check it back. *zooms in on his face* so he hid it in a bush.

so guess who’s going back to the airport? *voice cracking* to dig through some shrubbery?

we’re here.

*montage of him getting to the shrub in silence and collecting the bag*

that was. so shady.

there was a whole family sitting on the bench in front of the bush and I had to be like *high pitched nasally voice* ‘excuse me, just gotta… heh! just gotta reach in there real quick.’

*running the product through his hair* if he thinks he’s getting this back he’s wrong.]

[thebootydiaries]

(car comes near me)

me: please run me over

[frawgs]

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce