Red, White & Royal Blue Side Blog

I finally gave in and made a rwrb side blog. I decided with the 5th read, it’s time. Enjoy! . If you want to follow my main, it’s @skylynnicole If you want to become pen pals and slowly fall in love through a series of letters (or if you just want a friend and like writing letters) dm me . Credit to @vkelleyart for my thumbnail (and goodness check out their other works they make my soul ache it’s fantastic)

[christopherlightwoodchasm]

The only thing getting me through analysing 2 sets of data with 9,150 rows each is thinking that Nora Holleran would be proud of me

[birthdaysentiment]

and say that i love him… he is my choice

« RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE » BY CASEY MCQUISTON

[dearest-loveliest-elizabeth]

Pez and Henry are the “can read each other’s minds” best friends

Alex and Nora are the “everyone thinks they’re dating but they’re both gay asf” best friends

June and Bea are the “only ones with a brain cell” best friends

Alex and Pez are the “teaming up to make another friend’s life impossible (Henry’s)” best friends

Nora and June are the “not-so-friends” best friends (technically best friends, both of them wished they were more tho)

Nora and Bea are the “don’t give a shit what anyone says” best friends

Henry and June are the “have a book club and probably paint each other’s nails or smth” best friends

Henry and Nora are the “shouldn’t work yet it does” best friends.

Pez and June and Nora are the “wtf are we” best friends

Bea and Pez are the “polar opposites on the outside but the same in the inside” best friends

[exit-path]

this is incredible

[novo-cain3]

alex and henry remind each other to take their meds with breakfast in the morning

[academiadaisies]

i am now technically the owner of four copies of red white and royal blue (i am very normal about this book)

[randomjreader]

😭 LOVE 😭 OF 😭 MY 😭 LIFE 😭

[the-greater-grief]

Rereading RW&RB and I’m laughing so hard at how Alex talks about how being around Henry makes him feel so “annoyed” and “irritated”.

He’s like, “he makes my palms sweat”, and “my heart races and I have butterflies in my stomach,” and “my dick gets hard”, like any of that is a normal, straight man response to being around another attractive guy.

[underneaththewater]

Alex: fuck the monarchy!

Henry: *barely keeping it together, under his breath* omg yes please.

[anotherlocallesbian]

and now, something absolutely no one has asked for but i did anyways: episode titles for if red, white, and royal blue was a miniseries instead of a movie (each chapter is an episode, although you honestly could break a couple of them up into two episodes)

episode 1: dont get caught

episode 2: cakegate

episode 3: hrh prince dickhead 💩

episode 4: the great turkey calamity*

episode 5: the B isnt silent

episode 6: the red room

episode 7: dont stop me now

episode 8: when at wimbledon

episode 9: federal funding, travel expenses, booty calls, and you*

episode 10: the signet ring

episode 11: Re: Hometown stuff

episode 12: the waterloo letters

episode 13: history, huh?

episode 14: love is indomitable

episode 15: texas

(* could be broken into two episodes: the great turkey calamity/the millennial corespondents dinner & federal funding, travel expenses, booty calls, and you/lake lbj)

[coffeecatsme]

alex, staring at the 75,000$ wedding cake at his and henry's wedding: you know, if we wanted to reminisce the past—

henry: absolutely not

alex: i'm just saying. it's right there—

henry: we are not spending the rest of our wedding covered in cream

alex: ...

henry: I MEANT FROSTING

[queer-puddle]

okay but the power in being being an accountant during the day and a drag queen at night

[postplus-protest]

POST PLUS IS COMING, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!

Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal we’re getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matters arise.

SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?

Besides filling out the survey, it’s time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.

Ad revenue.

We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.

WHEN IS THE PROTEST?

AUGUST 6th, 2021        12 am Eastern Time (US)          5 am Greenwich Mean Time          6 am Central European Time          8 am Moscow Standard Time          1 pm Australian Western Time          2 pm Japan Standard Time          3:30 pm Australian Central Time          4 pm Australian Eastern Time

AUGUST 5th, 2021

11 pm Central Time (US)          10 pm Mountain Time (US)            9 pm Pacific Time (US)

THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!

So no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs!

WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

Like this post and share it AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE. Use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media.

WILL THIS WORK?

Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing SOMETHING.

BECAUSE I’M A TIRED IDIOT, USE THIS TO DOUBLE CHECK YOUR TIME ZONE!!!!

Event Time Announcer - Log off protest 2021

Event Time Announcer shows time for Log off protest 2021 in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, August 6, 2021 a

[wrenhyperfixates]

As much as I hate to say this because this hellsite is a big part of my life, I think we should all participate in this. And you know what, it’s actually because this hellsite means so much to me that I think we should do this. post+ will hurt content creators and possibly shut down tumblr itself (though they’re much better protected than we could ever be). Don’t use post+. Use the link above and find when you should log off to help

[sheris532]

BOOST

[nildespirandum]

Boost

[trickster-grrrrl-deactivated202]

We can all survive 24 hours off of Tumblr. BOOST!

[postplus-protest]

POST PLUS IS COMING, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!

Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal we’re getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matters arise.

SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?

Besides filling out the survey, it’s time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.

Ad revenue.

We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.

WHEN IS THE PROTEST?

AUGUST 6th, 2021        12 am Eastern Time (US)          5 am Greenwich Mean Time          6 am Central European Time          8 am Moscow Standard Time          1 pm Australian Western Time          2 pm Japan Standard Time          3:30 pm Australian Central Time          4 pm Australian Eastern Time

AUGUST 5th, 2021

11 pm Central Time (US)          10 pm Mountain Time (US)            9 pm Pacific Time (US)

THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!

So no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs!

WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

Like this post and share it AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE. Use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media.

WILL THIS WORK?

Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing SOMETHING.

BECAUSE I’M A TIRED IDIOT, USE THIS TO DOUBLE CHECK YOUR TIME ZONE!!!!

Event Time Announcer - Log off protest 2021

Event Time Announcer shows time for Log off protest 2021 in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, August 6, 2021 a

[wrenhyperfixates]

As much as I hate to say this because this hellsite is a big part of my life, I think we should all participate in this. And you know what, it’s actually because this hellsite means so much to me that I think we should do this. post+ will hurt content creators and possibly shut down tumblr itself (though they’re much better protected than we could ever be). Don’t use post+. Use the link above and find when you should log off to help

[sheris532]

BOOST

[nildespirandum]

Boost

[trickster-grrrrl-deactivated202]

We can all survive 24 hours off of Tumblr. BOOST!

[genderconfusedpsychopath]

alex coming out

alex: im straight.

alex: i’m straight but he’s kinda cute, that’s normal though, right? its totally normal for a straight guy to think another guy’s cute. obviously

alex: okay but what if i’m not straight

alex: wait am i bi

alex: no i’m straight. yeah, i’m straight.

alex: hold up lemme call my gay friend from school that i used to casually hook up with sometimes and see if he thinks i’m bi

alex: shit i’m definitely bi

alex: hoLY MOTHERFUCKIN JESUS PRINCE HENRY CAN FUCKIN BLOW ME OH MY FUCKIN LORDS

VS

henry coming out

henry: i’m gay but i’m not telling anyone because i’m royal

henry: IM GAY AND IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT THEN FIGHT ME BITCH

[redwhiteroyalblue]

*Alex and Henry watching Avengers: Endgame*

Ant-Man: As Far As I'm concerned, that's America's Ass.

Henry: No Alex has America's ass

[britney62]

Alex: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.