Dangermoff

Just a guy looking for funny stuff

[dangermoff]

Owls are Sky Cats

[appri-dot]

Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

[appri-dot]

Its actually so important to me

[dangermoff]

Or a vampire who bites you just so they have the blood needed to actually blush

[dangermoff]

Consider: D&D Warlock whose patron is The Voices

[dangermoff]

Behold: an Isekai Anime

[emojiturtledaily]

Day 835: 🐢 & 🦈

[dangermoff]

Tark, or Shurtle?

[itsapmseymour]

Me learning that if you ultrahand a lot of explosives barrels together in ToTK you can save it in Autobuild…

[dangermoff]

Yay! Time to Any% the Geneva Convention!

[stepherscorner]

[mentally-unstable-avocado]

trans hands

[dangermoff]

Trands

[dangermoff]

A Thing came to mind out of nowhere, and we all no doubt see the same things on here, so...

Can Lorbish still Photosynthesize?

[chadillacboseman]

Stolen from twitter bc I need to see everyone's answers

[gigithedolly]

Uh.

[alecto-class-nhp-nue]

I mean.

[coldgoldlazarus]

Hmmm

[mentally-unstable-avocado]

[dangermoff]

Not sure how I should feel about this development...

[macmanx]

A NASA spacecraft discovers a formation on Mars resembling a bear

NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter snapped the uncanny photo in December. Eyes are formed by craters. A hill with a "V-shaped collapse struc

Come on [tumblr] where’s my Mars Bear fanart?

[sirartwork]

[chongoblog]

Desmond

[dangermoff]

A friend

[afterword]

[dangermoff]

I have been played like a fool. In my own house no less!

[trainsinanime]

As @staff further refine the polls while they're rolling them out (still haven't gotten mine sadly), here's a suggestion of mine: Polls with a ten year time limit.

As of right now, it's impossible for polls to turn into long-running legendary posts. You can try, sure (see the bug race), but it's a week and then it's locked, fixed, done, and all that's left is for people to reminisce about that time there was a poll.

On the other hand, if a ten year poll gets popular, it can become part of Tumblr lore while still being updated. People can write passionate appeals for their vote and fight in the notes. Others can make graphs to show how the poll's majorities shift with each different US president or Taylor Swift album. People can make memes about "remember 2025, when option 3 was in the lead? That was a crazy time".

Why ten years, though, instead of a hundred or just no time limit? Because that way, the end becomes an event. People who voted in the poll when it was just a few hours old can watch the final countdown together, and there's a new point in Tumblr history: That day when we finally all agreed on the best option, and presumably also some important political stuff happened.

Now, granted, most ten year polls would never reach this level of notoriety. But it only takes a few polls like this to be worthwhile. Maybe this shouldn't be an option for users to select, but something the Tumblr website grants/pushes on you at random?

So, yeah. Ten year polls. They should be a thing.

[mediamania63]

Can you imagine the chaos of a 10 year poll with the options

Super

Who

Lock

[the-haiku-bot]

Can you imagine

the chaos of a 10 year

poll with the options

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[poll-sandbox]

Like this?

Super

Who

Lock

Remaining time: 2368 days 3 hours

[leeroy-jenkins666]

No fucking way

[dangermoff]

Let the Chaos commence

[dangermoff]

Peacocks are just Theatre Turkeys

[mentally-unstable-avocado]

you ever just be living your life like you haven't a care in the world, but then your ankle decides to just go "skrrrt" and now youre questioning if you need to go to the urgent care or if the universe is just testing your reflexes?

no?

just me?

[dangermoff]

Life's Vibe Check

[dangermoff]

Ah yes, Elbow Parsnip. The Monarch of Stone & Tumble

[mentally-unstable-avocado]

Hey, sorry, but what is this supposed to mean???

[dangermoff]

Elvis Presley, the King of Rock and Roll

[dangermoff]

Ah yes, Elbow Parsnip. The Monarch of Stone & Tumble