Mentally Unstable Avocado

21. any pronouns. pfp by PotatoLord. i say dumb stuff. sometimes PM Seymour reads it.

[mentally-unstable-avocado]

Hello, everyone! Finally getting around to posting an introduction on here!

Name: Aster (you can also call me Avocado, though, if you want)

Age: 22

Gender: good question

Pronouns: any as long as you're not trying to be rude

Sexuality: Omnisexual, Lithosexual (I tried to make the flags but Tumblr has limited colors)

Alt Account(s): @musically-unstable-avocado @the-genderfluid-fae @emojis-avocado-likes

I am very dumb and only just realized that I never made an intro post. Oh well. Better late than never!

[jsketch12]

isn't she lovely

[mentally-unstable-avocado]

I realize I don’t share my art here a lot, so have a piece I did here while back of @morimortimer ‘s epic OC, Dia!

[mentally-unstable-avocado]

GUESS WHO’S BACK, BOTCHES

[donutfloats]

The Weather ALWAYS sticks together!

[professional-egg-layer]

They should make it easier for trans women

[writernotwaiting]

An Evening (wasted) With Tom Lehrer: stream MP3s download RAR Revisited: stream MP3s download RAR That Was The Year That Was: str

Fearing such hits as “Poisoning Pigeons in the Park,” “National Brotherhood Week,” “The Masochism Tango,” “The Element Song,” “Be Prepared,” and “Lobachevsky”

[pocketss]

lost in the moss

[eightfifteen]

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

[plutojester]

[doingthewritethings]

my friend briar and i lovingly call this one ‘therapy speak joker’ and it almost caused her to drop biological samples one time

[dizzyghoast]

i think the joker should start talking like this for real. no other character should do this only the joker. i want batman to have to deal with this

[teaboot]

Would you be comfortable with me sharing the story of how I got these scars

[bluerain3-deactivated20230129]

[dollsonmain]

[darthmaulscatgirl]

i love how this works no matter the result

[p0th]

happy pride month fellow computer kissers :3 (link to pin)

[pukicho]

Just looked up poliotics. ... HUGE mistake . who did all that?

[the-randomest-of-usernames]

Me, sorry. Would take it back if i could.

[pukicho]

Its okay we forgive u <3

[watermelon-but-awesome]

no we dont???

[pukicho]

Oh woops. We don’t forgive you

[theoneofwhomisblue]

But here's the stomper

[treecitysessions]

[treecitysessions]

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[should-be-sleeping]

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

[everythingfox]

Happy to be included

[shencomix]