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its gonna bite ur dic off

[dangerousfartharmony]

please dont beg me for money, I dont have any either

[dangerousfartharmony]

if vacuum cleaners had kinky moments, would they suck up each others dirt or touch hoses?

[dangerousfartharmony]

ome time i dreamt that i was in a police chase because i used a crayon from the mcdonalds coloring book thing on the wall to color in ronald mcdonalds exposed ass that they had as a coloring page

my brain is so freaking broken send help 😭

[dangerousfartharmony]

might get kinky and shove a whole strip of suppositories up there instead of just one

[dangerousfartharmony]

people who have a shit immune system, just vape dettol

[dangerousfartharmony]

guitar gunk flavored ice cream

[dangerousfartharmony]

i have 5 years worth of "your mum's" texts with a friend

the immense pleasure i feel when i randomly think of the most cursed ones and send it to them and then they laugh back and send back another cursed "your mum"

my phone has a chesty cough every time i scroll up or search in the chat because it cannot handle the sheer volume of data in the chat lmfao

might start posting them here tbh

[dangerousfartharmony]

giving birth to a dozen of twinkies would be pretty hard core

[freezedriedrose]

why would you say this

[dangerousfartharmony]

because i'm dangerous ✨️

[dangerousfartharmony]

giving birth to a dozen of twinkies would be pretty hard core

[dangerousfartharmony]

damn i forgot about this page

[dangerousfartharmony]

tumblr bots, pls stop with the vaginas and politics, they don't mix well :(

[dangerousfartharmony]

I looked in my messages and across 3 different accounts they all had sent me the exact same image of the same vagina. What a warm welcoming to this website 😄

[dangerousfartharmony]

why does this exist its amazing

[realbartnotclickbait]

Guys I can assure you I am the asskicker around here

[dangerousfartharmony]

yes

[dangerousfartharmony]

Holy fuck i forgot about this

[dangerousfartharmony]

why does this exist its amazing

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[badgraph1csghost]

i tthink anyone who has ever gotten in trouble for using a red cross as a medical symbol in their video game should change it back to a red cross until the UN starts actually enforcing the gd geneva convention.

[dangerousfartharmony]

what the hell, fucking do it. Fucking reverse all the crosses to red. Convert the crosses to red.

[pukicho]

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

[pukicho]

that took 3 minutes.

[pasta-yy]

i literally fucking blinked and this shit happened istg y’all are insane—

[pukicho]

Fuck it. Spread this post to every nook and cranny on tumblr. Prove to everyone that this site is ALIVE and FLOURISHING and that it will last for fucking DECADES

[dangerousfartharmony]

Its honestly got more life than whatever the fuck twitter is now