mace

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

[ravioliet]

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

[zoteboateveryday]

Oh so you’re “Woke”? Yet isn’t it past your bedtime? Caught you, liberal.

[dogpuppy]

[efajdiyefeb123]

and guess who he grew up to be?

[simoneashwinis]

been very shadowhunter pilled and now very malec pilled so I decided to read the stories of malec adopting their kids and I can't stop grinning at how cute they are?? wdym someone left max on the doorstep of the academy saying no one could love him and alec immediately falls in love when he sees him. rafe disliking alec at first but loving magnus instantly through a phone screen. max being absolutely doted over by the lightwoods to the point where they all find it tragic that clary doesn't want to hold a baby?? lets not even get into jace and how he wants to turn max into a shadowhunter and max believing he can be one. max desperately wanting a sibling and congratulating alec on finding one. max fascinated by shadowhunters getting a shadowhunter brother fascinated by magic. lightwood-bane family you're everything.

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[micromontage]

what should I listen to

[segamascott]

women

[fairycosmos]

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

[fairycosmos]

its … it’s almost like it was enough to make your systems blow

[mackonfire]

!! VENT TW EXTREMELY SAD AND DEVASTATING AND AWFUL!!

My tummy hurts

[mizuthe-cat]

Worlds most tempting button when you’re avoiding things

[real-language-facts]

white boy BAFFLES aliens by ordering in perfect gloobxax

[mackonfire]

Gay person: i’m gay

Me: ok

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[107thworm]

dont leave me out

[mackonfire]

I’m so sorry

[carelessflower]

when alec lightwood got fucked by his nearly demonic boyfriend, he got promoted to consul but when i, benedict lightwood

[tiredandoptimistic]

Nothing puts the scale of Alec and Magnus's relationship into perspective like remembering that Rafe (the second child they adopted) was born before they started dating. Alec really did the speedrun from "seventeen-year-old who's never been on a date" to "married, father of two, important government leader" in five years

[deardarlingcarstairs]

maybe usa politics would be less corrupt if we took the alec lightwood route and elected a 23 year old gay man with a 400 year old eccentric wizard husband and two adopted children ( one is blue mini wizard and one is a war orphan )

[wups-up]

Me and my color coded friendgroup are gonna beat your ass

[witchlingcirce]

rereading cob and everyone is talking down to clary