mace @dangerousherringjudgeoperator - Tumblr Blog

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

24x81

im not the same person i was when I pulled that meat out of the freezer this morning. I've changed. i don't have that in me anymore. ive moved on

risk-repeater

this job market is a fucking nightmare

kingcatnine

having to take care of your stupid wrists by not doing your hobby so you can keep doing your hobby

ooppo

I think we as people who have periods should be able to expel it rapidly all at once like peeing. There's a whole untapped potential out there. I'd let it all go in the back of a police cruiser

infectiouspiss

something has awakened in me i need buttered toast NOW

underscore-jude

no bc like literally what remains of a man when that man is dead and gone?? only memories and stories of his deeds will linger on. but if a man's accomplishments aren't in the tale they tell, are the deeds that go unheralded his legacy as well? if a war breaks out tomorrow, we'll all have hell to pay. why protect my reputation? i'm a dead man either way. how will they tell my story? how will they tell my tale? will anybody even care???? the question, then, is whether 'tis nobler in the mind to be well liked but ineffectual or moral but maligned. i'll never be a hero all the citizens adore. but if i hide to save my life, what has my life been for? what has my life been for??? the road ahead may twist, but i will never swerve. i'll give them all the unsung anti-hero they deserve! i've nothing left to lose, so the only path to choose is twisted. let them twist my words, let the people scorn me. who cares if no one will ever mourn me? let them bury the side of the story they'll never learn. let the truth be twisted. let my life be twisted. i'll be twisted. it's my turn. and i live by that

chilewithcarnage

sorry gotta get my ‘friend that’s too woke’ on but I don’t think the solution to misogyny is more misogyny. like by all means rip into republican/right wing women but your critiques should be about how they’re evil soulless people not ‘haha they’re ugly/visibly aged. they don’t know how to put on make up!’ like i don’t fucking know man I don’t think any woman at all should be required to wear makeup or be made fun of for not wearing it ‘properly’ also let’s stop doing the ‘not conventionally attractive = morally bad’ thing. that last part especially be kicking y’all asses.

sawed-on-shotgun

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real

mothermara

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

nuancecomprehender

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

nuancecomprehender

reading comprehension questions:

might there be a reason this post resonates with a lot of women?

can you describe the phenonemon of weaponized incompetence? give an example.

in what ways might the gender pay gap have influenced this post?

in most cultures, women are expected to do the majority of childrearing and domestic work, even if they also work outside of the home. in what ways does this influence the post?