PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosmic Funnies
Xuebing Du
noise dept.

shark vs the universe

roma★
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Peter Solarz
DEAR READER
occasionally subtle
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Mike Driver
wallacepolsom

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$LAYYYTER

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cherry valley forever

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@dangerouslypaleandinnapropriate
the reason old memes always come back is because, in order to truly destroy a meme, you must cast it into the fires of mount doom and sadly
oh my god
Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?
Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*
Man: Is that a yeah?
Pig: *shorter groan*
Man: Okay. Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…
Pig: *quiet snort*
Man: Hey!
Pig: *snort*
Man: Are you messed up, girl?
Pig: *short snort*
Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up
Pig: *snort snort snort snort*
Man: Hey you
Pig: *snort*
Man: Whoa! Whoa! Shit! [Unintelligible] HOWH! Come here girl!
Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*
Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that
“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive
If the US military wants so bad to liberate a desert region from a repressive religious organization, Utah is right there.
That’s the drone operator’s job.
This is actually backwards because if you read the first draft of Star Wars it's very, very clear that Star Wars is actually Dune.
The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.
That’s just disrespectful
Also, he’s been in successful movies fince he was 21, they just weren’t English…
TOLKIEN WEEK Day 9 | Favorite Minor Character — Haldir
michael myers being like in his 60s is so so very funny to me dude will not stop slashing. he should be at cracker barrel getting the senior discount
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