let's give it back to the squares

"The policeman isn't there to create disorder; the policeman is there to preserve disorder"

[landslideahead]

[dogpuppy]

[cryptid-sighting]

Why did pop punk need to be defended with an AK-47? That seems unnecessary.

[cryptid-sighting]

Schitt's Creek is a show you couldn't make today because 2020s audiences would never be able to look past the near certainty that the Roses were regulars on The Island 😬

[cryptid-sighting]

Except for David, who would have found Jeffery's whole neutral color Tommy Bahama look vulgar and sad.

[memecucker]

I’m at the spa

I’m at the plasma donation center

I’m at the laundromat ie cash heavy income

I’m at the massage parlor that doesn’t describe services other than “Table Showers” and “Women and Men”

I’m at the combination spa-plasma donation center-massage parlor w/ table showers and “Women and Men”

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[vedurnan-archive]

[cryptid-sighting]

Haters laugh at you until they catch you sitting in your Scorpion Chair

[cryptid-sighting]

Schitt's Creek is a show you couldn't make today because 2020s audiences would never be able to look past the near certainty that the Roses were regulars on The Island 😬

[jareckiworld]

Maria Safronova — White Rabbit’s Morning (oil on canvas, 2010)

[ymutate]

Alice Brasser (Dutch Artist, born 1965)

"Blue View", 2022.

Oil on Canvas, 30 × 24 cm.

Private Collection.

[maureen2musings]

thechillpsycho

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

Hard to believe that we’re living in a situation where it’s extremely plausible that tumblr outlasts twitter

[cryptid-sighting]

"I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, not the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all."

[elexecution]

tomorrow is dog day afternoon night at the bar. they are going to turn off the a/c and lock us inside.

[dogpuppy]

[cryptid-sighting]

Rivals is an enjoyable melodrama, but the theme song makes me feel like I'm being tazed. Kinda thing a cult would play on a loop to kill all independent thought.

[cryptid-sighting]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

HAH-HAH-HAH-HA

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

HAH-HAH-HAH-HA

[cryptid-sighting]

*customer in a hat store* I need a hat that radiates pure evil but I don't want to be mistaken for a magaista or literal Nazi. Can you help me?

Store clerk: oh, say less fam!