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we're all worms

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(solemnly, after taking a long, slow drag from a corncob pipe) polyamory is a logical sociological response to the wildly increasing costs of food, shelter, and transportation

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hopefully the tech bros getting wrecked by the SVB collapse take this as an opportunity to learn a useful skill (eating shit)

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if i was a presidential candidate in 2016 things wouldn't have gone down the way that they did

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even the google news algorithm is mocking me for getting suspended

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this is how i mentally and physically prepare myself before sitting on the toilet to shit

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our glorious king has merely been led astray by his most wicked counselors

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TGIF

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i made it a goal to never make it onto a top 40 under 40 list and I'm less than a year from accomplishing it

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time to stop

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my friends laughing at another one of my great jokes

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media consumption as cultural criticism continues to be the laziest form of online sway-do intellectualism

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