talk to me about nsfw things

RIP to the pisskinkdenier blog but it's me, PKD lmao please dni if you're a minor, I'm 20 and this blog is NSFW lmao anyway go follow optimusxmello and fanficmemes for all of your kink and cursed ask needs, respectively. ALSO I am deeply lazy and there's a lot of kink talk that I'm not tagging- mainly piss, armpits and werewolves so far. No images tho you're welcome (or I'm sorry. Depends.)

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Assigning my favorite characters my mental illnesses so that I may project on them with far more ease

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Not a technically a mental illness but

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Cb and pkd are the same person I swear, they have too many of the same kinks to not be the same person

See we actually had that discussion a few times and I think we landed on clones but @pisskinkd-nier can tell u what it was for sure

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fhhjjdfhjdf why would I be able to tell them that?? Inside my head is simply Noodles

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Chowin down on cheezits while I scroll past a post trying to tell me that mcu omegaverse writers r leading the American transphobia movement like babe not to be rude but let’s try talking to a real person for five minutes

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No no there's logic to censoring hole and not ass. It is very easy to argue that hole is technically more sexual (and thus inappropriate enough to require a censor) than ass since holes are usually very involved in sex. It may not be a minor curse like ass but one could argue the connotations it can contain are worse

Tell me, will

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I know you're autistic. Does not change the opinions form my previously ask.

Watching ableists make spelling mistakes is my life’s greatest joy

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Hey! I'm not above discourse. Come here, anon, I have a few things to say to you.

What in the fuck is wrong with you lmao. The unfollow button is right there. You owe CB money personally.

It's baffling to me- what is your goal here? Suddenly, because of one person on the internet, people are no longer going to write their favorite characters as autistic? Get out of here smh

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Cursed ask dedicates to PKD, that will hate me, but there was enough piss in this fic it made me tough of them while reading.

So.

The husband of the protagonist is cursed in the form of a dog.

Protagonist is really REALLY afraid of dogs.

Now, this is a setup used a lot in the fandom, usually for cute or hurt/confort fanfiction, but this was tagged as dead dove, so of course it could not go well.

It start all well, with dog being cute and protagonist searching to not go in blind panic, till night, when protagonist wash himself. That trigger the dog. That of course pin the protagonist down, while still wet and nude, and start humping him.

Protagonist want to escape, but he is too afraid, and when he feel the animal dick searching to penetrate him he go in total panic and can move no more. He is so afraid he piss himself.

The dog continue in his mission and mount him for different rounds, at the point to knot him. Protagonist is screaming of pain, but nothing seem to stop the dog.

After, the dog just go around him and piss on his face, before mounting him again and fucking him while still in the puddle of their piss togheter. Protagonist even vomit on the floor for the disgust and fright.

This continue all night, with protagonist being on and off unconscious.

The morning after the husband return to his human form, and protagonist go "you will now fuck me with your human dick and we will NEVER EVER talk about this", so all is well what end well.

Lmao wtf??? He’s just moving past that huh 6/10 not too shabby

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Don't dedicate this shit to me omg I hate it here

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Found this bad boy in the drafts anyways here’s the server in one single image

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Made a better one

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WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS JUST SUBMITTED THE STAR WARS POOP ASK

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My main talking points on the pk voice call last night

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Wrote a piss kink story... not I'm afraid people are gonna think I have a piss kink. Which I don't.

We got another one boys

@pisskinkd-nier come get ur anon

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Yknow. One time. I read a fic. I don't remember the pairing, *hoping* it was destiel but it might've been something else but I don't remember- where Dean accidentally found himself in a bdsm dungeon without knowing it and there were doors labeled like "the classroom" and stuff like that and there was one labeled "therapist" and he was like. sure. this seems safe, I guess. So he went in. Well. As it turns out the dude in there was under the impression Dean Knew this was a cnc situation until Dean at the end, I believe fucked out and happy iirc, was like What The Fuck and the guy was like "Didn't you read the door?" and Dean was like "YEAH but I've never had a therapist like That" and the dude was like "???? NO????" and as it turns out, the door said "The Rapist" and Dean's reading comprehension is piss on the poor.

Wow yeah piss on the poor is RIGHT jfc eh it seems consensual I guess so 2/10 not cursed but he needs to go back to school

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Can I trade the piss-kink Havers my chronic adult bed wetting problem? Seems like something they’d have more use for

I dont really want it but y’all have fun

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I don't really want that either but you need to find a partner (if you so wish to) with a piss kink in the specific way where they'd Really Like That

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listen piss is hot and the feelings of being completely full of piss to the point of not being able to move is heavenly even I can admit this and I don't even have a piss kink

i think you do, actually

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Dude. I don't know how to tell you this. But that's a fuckin' piss kink. Sorry, but people without piss kinks don't wax poetic about being full of piss. Nor do they say "listen piss is hot".

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I have a question for Piss Kink Denier.

Does a swimming pool activate your kink? Does the knowledge you are bating in the piss of strangers make your soul trembling? Do you ever release some piss in it, knowing it will touch everywhere the people in there? Can you resist the desire?

Do you crave all these people?

Tell me Piss Kink Denier.

@pisskinkd-nier

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I have a question for you, Anon. Two questions, actually.

One: what the fuck?

Two: are you okay?

The answer for your multitude of questions is no. You know nothing about the intricacies of my piss kink and it shows because this? This is. So much.

I think you'd have better luck with @jebus-crisp.

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rip to my following u 😔 - mlp guy

goodbye, it was wonderful having you here