Spooky Pervert

18, they/them WWE sideblog Main: @theonewiththecane

[freakin-nightmare]

this means something to me ❤️

[danhausensleftnut]

Only five ao3 Danhausen fics is absolutely criminal I demand more immediately. Or you are cursed.

[danhausensleftnut]

I mean, must I do everything myself?

…that’s not a bad idea, actually. Lemme know.

[hardyfrotter]

guys.. i constantly think about danhausen cross-dressing. like, he genuinely wears whatEVER the fuck he wants and doesn’t give a damn. and i don't even think that's a persona thing, i think that's just donovan in general 😭

[danhausensleftnut]

Hey about that

[danhausensleftnut]

Only five ao3 Danhausen fics is absolutely criminal I demand more immediately. Or you are cursed.

[danhausensleftnut]

No notes. Amazing job.

(Prompt: Danhausen eating comically large burger)

[danhausensleftnut]

That explains a lot. No wonder he’s got his face painted, he’s too gorgeous.

Ohhh yeah

[danhausensleftnut]

Okay I’ll stop spamming now

[danhausensleftnut]

They’re allowed to have hobbies, okay? Besides, your kid looks like they’ve got a hard head. It’s fine.

[danhausensleftnut]

Is this too specific??? Am I too niche? Why is the sky blue? Am I real? Are you real? Where am I?

[danhausensleftnut]

Bugs when you lift up a rock

[danhausensleftnut]

I made more memes today come get y’all juice

[dontkeepthedev1lwaiting]

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this has an audience of exactly 3 people but. i wanna see a danhausen interaction with the ghostbusters. danhausen teleports himself to the 80s, finds out about a "giant marshmallow" and is suddenly needing to find out the masterminds behind it. ray and egon are thrilled to have danhausen in the firehouse, he's a supernatural being! peter is less thrilled after being cursed by him and his equipment suddenly no longer works. to winston, it's just another wednesday

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[danhausensleftnut]

It’s been done. I’m sorry.

I present to you, Pufthausen.

[theshieldwhoreig]

Dude where the fuck did danhausen find theses people 😭😭😭

I fucking love this

[danhausensleftnut]

You do not find minihausen, they find you…

[danhausensleftnut]

Ouhg I’m danning my hausen

[gamerwoman3d]

That explains the cloning machine ticking buzzing noises.

[danhausensleftnut]

Yeah? How do you think minihausen are made? Magic? Someone has to be doing the work.

[danhausensleftnut]

[danhausensleftnut]

Autism be damned my boy can drive a coffin

[danhausensleftnut]

Ouhg I’m danning my hausen