me eat you whole...

✮ krystal ✮ '97 ✮ she/her ✮ fae/faer ✮ freaky goth princess ✮

[danhengsboobwindow]

🔮 😬 👽 🏆 🔥 🔮

- the good wizard

[karwif]

I tried hyperpop in my style

[bogleech]

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

[poondragoon]

From top-of-frame, a month flutters into the wallet. Confused, the bat looks "up" to see an equally-confused human standing "above" her, holding an open wallet containing a single $100 bill.

Camera rotates to reveal bat has been hanging upside down above a human doing the exact same visual gag and each ruined the other's bit.

Laugh track.

[legov7]

[realdonkeykong]

All so true. Why is the human Jon Arbuckle

[meltknuckles]

something something smoked trout

[mrsterlingeverything]

boba tea orders are increasing in Beijing btw

What does it mean

[ask-pacman]

We are monitoring the situation

[yoshis]

[marshmellowtea]

he's beautiful i literally need to put him under extreme psychological stress. i need to put him in extreme physical pain. i need him curling up in someone's arms for the feelings of safety and comfort he hasn't received in ages

[milkyperoxide]

[goldensunset]

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

[logarithmicpanda]

"There's so much I want to read" I say, reading nothing at all

[crvvn]

blood and darkness

[spookberry]

playing Stardew Valley for the first time with some friends and they both just made themselves the farmers while i made this weird lil emo guy

The lore so far is that everyone in pelican town loves Gregor actually

[spookberry]

It was really hard trying to draw him without defaulting to drawing danny fenton(cuz of the hair) ngl

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

get a room. ok now get another room. now a few more. now add a roof and a door. yay house yay

[brynnamonroll]

I'm so endeared by the French term for a stray cat being "chat errant." This implies the existence of a stray knight. Or that a chat errant is searching for noble purpose.

[kiramoraa]

Time to post my mizisua art from last year💫

[soshrimped]

[melonnabar]

Alnst