Forever Ape - Experts Only!

[realdonkeykong]

Gerilla

[buzzcutssn]

[bred-by-insanity]

[onion-souls]

$10 budget Raiders of the Lost Ark

[king-moogle]

I looked for the original tweet and found more

[dumbingofage]

jumpscare Suddenly, at the Dumbing of Age Book 15 Kickstarter, appears the IRREFUTABLY HETEROSEXUAL JOYCE magnet!   This 2"x4" character magnet can be had at the (shocked Joyce face) IRREFUTABLY HETEROSEXUAL JOYCE MAGNET tier!  You'd receive both her and the EXERMACISES AMBER magnet freebie tucked into your signed/doodled book.

For probably no reason, a DOROTHY and JOYCE MAGNETS tier is now available.  In case you want to make sure you get both.

You can also pledge at the PICK THREE or PICK FIVE magnet tiers and choose her for your eventual roster, or go all-in for the COMPLETE MAGNET POWER tier!  (or the COMPLETE BOOK AND MAGNET POWER tier, if you wanna be incredibly extra since there's fifteen dang books now)  

Next up: The CARLA magnet unlocks at $50K!  We're almost there!

We've got just 10 days left!  Then we're donezo!  well, you're donezo, i'll have stuff to do

Pledge today!

[meghanthedreamcrusher]

sorry friend but i can't let you hide your hornt perfectly normal thoughts in the tags

[queenofsodor]

meghstie i'm going to separate you into your base components

[packyanderson]

I mean, they don't call her Queens of Odor for nothing... 😏

[queenofsodor]

guards, draw and quarter this man

[dateamonster]

messed up that you can literally be better and nicer in every way and the adventuring party will still be like "waaa its a shapeshifter waaaa the real whatstheirface would never say that" like ok maybe i am a picture perfect copy of your friend that i imprisoned beneath the earth and replaced when you werent looking. so what. maybe they were a cunt. maybe i thought youd appreciate an improved version of your friend. with awesome eldritch tendrils.

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[parasocialites]

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

[onetine]

[dogpuppy]

[vsemily]

dont play defense

[vsemily]

Happy TDOV! Here's my shameless money begging link: Ko-Fi

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[autism-official]

[tourdion]

say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

[theradicalkanji]

[cuntubus]

[corruptionasart]

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

“I like it!”

[artemis-the-catgrill]

reposting this so staff will have a harder time trying to make everyone forget it <3

[garaks-padded-bra]

Today round ass puppy revealed to me, exhausted, at the end of my rope, that her training wasn't working not because she didn't understand, she did, she did, but instead because treats, chicken, turkey and pork apparently weren't enough motivation. She began obeying every word with startling accuracy as soon as she was offered something else. Doing backflips and stunts with pyrotechnics as prompted for the promise of a pea. A pea. She's a dog. A pea. A pea. A pea. I have to carry peas around now. On my person. Personal peas. 🫛 peas

[garaks-padded-bra]

Footage from pea withdrawal related timper tamprum

[garaks-padded-bra]

For a small fee

(a pea for me)

I’ll be the best

that I can be!

I dont think its

hyperbole

a pea for me’s

a pea for thee!

[jibunbosh]

if you think about it, the social contract of the Car largely mirrors antiquated notions of patriarchial chivalry... the Big, Strong Automobile, which inherently has the power to maim and kill, must yield the right of way to the misogynized pedestrian, as a show of the Automobile's power & potential lethality. "ladies first," all in a world where more and more space is carved out day by day for the Automobile... now, contrast this with the locomotive, where all passengers are equal... thus you can see that not having a car is emasculating, having to ride public transportation with other people is emasculating, and women are even derided as being poorer drivers. Men do not like the train because it renders them effectively homosexual; they thrive on the upper end of inequality and feel like nothing without it. Taking the train is essentially lesbian frotting

[realdonkeykong]

Wait youre cooking

[knightofleo]

[demonicae]

SOUND. ON.

soundonsoundonsoundonsoundonsoundon!

[ruinedchildhood]

[jenny-afterdark]

Printing out old Mapquest directions I found that are supposed to take me to the G Spot