is a sassy bitch, letās just accept that. always answering back, theyād even answer back to any god (may it be diplomatically or sarcastic)
always give people cheap gifts not because theyāre broke but because they think thatās the only standard or gift you deserve
has a huge disgust with humanity so they either get delusions of controlling the world or they avoid/limit their human interactions
their logic is out of this world: itās either you get mesmerised and see a new horizon or you end up getting crazy because you canāt get it
beneath all their layers, theyāre one of the smartest and hardworking people out thereā¦ always willing to help you study/work/etc.
their trigger word is literally food and all its proper nouns. theyād sell their souls for a ceaseless supply of food and theyād wonāt regret
literally possessive as fuck, aphrodite lives in their titties cos they dunĀ calm down if they see someone circling around their man/woman.
obsessed with getting shit organised y'all donāt even know. they will never move unless a very detailed blue print is in front of them.
they will keep hustlin more than a twenty of you combined. they know and prioritise how precious time and money are.
when they say they canāt do an errand/plea, dun quickly believe them at all cost or youāll get a small surprise:Ā theyāll do it after some while.Ā
know that archetype of a kind person whoāll obey & follow you to the death but has so many fucking personal motives? yep, thatās gemini.
their knowledge and expertise are vastly scary;Ā multilingual people and historians. they aint called GEMinis for nothing, hunty.
for them, itās a dog-eat-dog world. if you donāt match their pace, youāre basically out of their surviving list, whatever list that is.
insanely in love and proud making other people swoon over them (oh the oozing warmth of being loved and respected) but says otherwise
bad at remembering dates but that dun mean they love you less or youāre not that important to them, just believe in them.
they dun talk much but best believe me, whenever they speak itās either they gon hand you your ass or roast the living shit out of you
are all terminally sarcastic bless their souls. they donāt have time for your bullshit, they donāt even have time for their own.
they will never side or they will avoid picking a side. theyāre the best people to rant cos they will literally get where you coming from.
one of the sweetest and loving signs out there but for some reason, they tend to have some problems making real long time friends.
always look brooding or even out of reach. thatās cos theyāre afraid words/actions wonāt come/show they way they really want them too.
so demure but once you get close to them/they know they have the upper control, they will fucking nag & bully everything
but after the searing primadonna stage, these lions are all just smol precious clumsy beans who must be protected at all cost
knows the traditional ways or romancing someone, like the flowers and cupcakes and shy yet formal asking you out for events/dates
easily clouded by false/dark ideas and hard to snap them out of it. it takes another brave alpha who can help them out of the cray
but donāt be fooled, these lions can be tamed and would be willing to tag along the right people for the rest of their life line.
dont slack off in front of them, they will give your ass a whoop back to reality. trust me, they give so much vigour and moral to people.
not easily scared of pretty much anything because they always think about the story/reason behind it, for this one, what made it scary?
they can get super fucking salty and shady and they aint afraid of being salty and shady, for a good or bad reason whatsoever.
they never fail to always see the bigger picture, that also means theyāre not afraid to do everything to get to the biggest picture.
loves having fun and enjoying life without taking advantage of things or forgetting to be humble and well-grounded.
too pure for this world but these people have a skyrocketing tendencies to becoming a yandere (lol theyĀ probably already are)
their aesthetic perfectionism sickness is practically beyond all earth signs combined: theyāll set fire on anything lower than their standards.
too kind and angelic we dun deserve them. we also dun deserve their life sucking flirtatious killer charms. we just dun deserve then all in all
these bitches love to meddle with other peopleās business tho. either they save the situation or aggravate it, thereās no in between
even with all the hate on their kind, libra people just keep their heads up and trynāa understand and accept other peopleās view of them.
for the vagillionth time, y'all have to remember that these āāādevil childrenāāā are all just 4D weird bastards who easily space out.
the sexy airheads we all get from anime. but dunĀ cross them & their fambam, they wonāt think twice about apathetically cutting you.
everyoneās fairy godmother/father cos if they love you & they see you deserving, they will lavish &treat you so great. aint lying, dis the truth
willing to learn from others but is obsessed withĀ āi am the most mature one so my wisdom is the greatest and the only effective oneā
so many layers, like theyāre literally never-ending. but after plucking all these layers out, youāll see a fragile marshmallow baby insideĀ
they need like a dozen of hobbies as outlets for their energy. if they donāt get the energy out, theyĀ become a host of a time bomb.
insatiably absorbs all information of all kinds like a baby on his momās chest or a tic sucking out blood from a fresh catch: you choose
no one really knows if theyāre showing genuine reaction/emotion cos you donāt know if theyāre forcing it or not or they dun even know too
is the jack of all trades cos they have so many talents but canāt focus and drill hard on one cos they jump from different talent to another
may come arrogant but always they always want everyone to be happy and enjoying the time, probably more than how libra wants it.
always late on almost everything. insomniac children of the night, so no matter how dire the situation is, theyāll always be late. deal with it.
condescending as fuck cos they know they can do pretty much anything please beware they are vicious machiavellians
obsessed with segregating people in their lives; they donāt want their friends to socialise with their family, this group with that group, etc.
avoids and gets easily tired with human interaction, but is magically brilliant with human interaction. their magic? idek ask them.
after you pass their scrutinising sifting of people in their lives, youāll just see a funny, dependent, happy-go-lucky, perverted side of them
also donāt like taking sides, will never jump onto anything without all the cards are seeable, yet also not afraid to speak up in the end.
obsessed and deranged with their fanaticism of any horror shit idk how they can carry on with a fine stomach after all that scary jazz
can never be controlled, they might seem controllable or easy to manoeuvre but spare your ass and donāt be fooled by this sign
disappears and reappears at their own will, and doesnāt care about the consequences of their absence, they literally donāt care.
in the end of the day, aquarius has no fucks to give any of the other signs. they donāt ask for a lot and they just wanna be left alone.
are quiet little shits who looks way more gorgeous when theyāre mad cos they just turn fiendish but still in a cute way, like wtf how???
needs a fuck ton of guidance from older or more mature people cos they tend either the laziest, silliest, or most annoying things ever.Ā
how fucking annoying it is whenever they pull out the victim card like dude shove that thing back where it belongs or so I will.
are actually sensible people, kinda shocking for some but itās the truth cos these people stay in tune with their emotions, they dun run away
break them to pieces and youāll see a child needing to be loved and wanting to know what are the things that they can improve and learn
