Me and my life @danielized - Tumblr Blog

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reblog this if you miss someone

thebestoftumbling

14kgold

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????

thahalfrican

bruh.

lilmamabeyellin

I like people with emotional and intellectual depth, speaking so passionately about everything they believe in is honestly so beautiful

rosecrystal

unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want

chronicallylate-blog

HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

put legs in one leg hole

pull up and on to shoulder

instant fashion

glitterweave

And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow

NEVER forget to accessorize

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well one of us is going to have to change

littlekingtrashboy

Guys

I really think

I’m winning this.

(Yoga pants do the trick)

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Ladies…..please….

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Send this to all the straight boys

alltimevirgilant

I love this so much

love-is-a-chemical

I know I just rebloged this but I need this on my account twice.

aquilacalvitium

I absolutely love the men of tumblr

frikiskrew

obesecamels

There’s a lot to unpack here. +the flexibility to get in that pose +the balance to stay on the skateboard +the strength to pull back a bowstring with your toes +the dexterity to hit a target while moving +the coordination… not hand-eye, but foot-eye …I don’t know what to do with these things now that I’ve unpacked them…

memesonthehour

tastefullyoffensive

humansoflatecapitalism

sushinfood

it is absolutely insane that this is cgi

ashashi-corner

My profession is amazing????

Like dude that sand alone is stunning

impossiblerebelblaze

I love these kinds of videos because they’re super impressive but also the dumbest things and always make me laugh my ass off

neverthere12345

john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty

coolhotdad

my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my “fake” purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can’t clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy’s and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they’re all fakes.