Dan The Man

Hibernating until spring training

[polaroidparties-deactivated2018]

Me: *falls out of bed* “Parkour.”

[vedentytar]

wise words from tyler joseph

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[illkim]

Teacher: You may listen to your music quietly

Me:

[taco-bell-rey]

when you spend more than $20 in front of your friends

[blowfob-inactive]

[daniellebeeson]

» Fall Out Boy Interview from The Big O

[glrlband]

guys be like “makeup is why you take a bitch swimming on the first date!!!” but sweetie I got that urban decay setting spray ayeeee

[stability]

school would be a much happier place if we could bring our dogs to class

[residentialrabbit]

Thinking about your crush like

[dutchster]

a guide on how to make me love you 1. buy me food 2. tell me i’m funny 3. tell me i’m hot 4. it’s okay to lie 5. i’m still hungry

[qwerrutiriorifkckcncncn-deactiv]

[daniellebeeson]

melanigaldamez

[valkyriemusic]

You’re Welcome.

[bachtothefugue-deactivated20150]

I think we’re missing something important here, though

[breakfastburritoe-deactivated20]

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

[copyranter]

[caejosecae-deactivated20160822]

it’s funny when people think high school students take things seriously because this is what we do

[ohlittlekiwione-deactivated2016]

WHY IS THIS A THING

[participate-and-annoy-deactivat]

my friend did this last year and the principle saw him but instead of yelling at him he actually just laughed

[thefemininemanifesto]

HALLWAY SWIMMINGG

[erotic-friendfiction]

[pomeray-deactivated20140809]

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

[hetero-rave]

I want money

power

and glory