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onlyothdaily

Eat your soup.

sirfrogsworth

This is the same guilt you feel when you accidentally step on a paw and hear that high pitched yipe.

nocaptainmatt-deactivated201702

galaxypiratekitten-blog

Spoon me so I can wiggle my butt and give you a boner

keybladesoras

PAPA STEVE IS BACK!

thecutestofthecute

wahtdahel-blog

This is so powerful and courageous. Police all over the country are pulling this despicable shit. They’re supposed to be protecting and serving. Monsters.

theaceofmanyhearts

This has put me in tears. These were children going to see an animated movie about funny animals. Instead, they were attacked by police. This is sickening

advanced-procrastination

Impunable organized crime. That’s all the police are.

sizvideos

kenpaii

Seal befriends woman sitting on the beach - Video

daniellenicoleee

I would die of happiness if this ever happened to me

classy

do you ever want to talk about someone with your friend but they are friends too

anxietyproblem

ukulelekatie

🎵oh, i wanna nap with somebody…🎵

🎵i wanna fall aˢˡᵉᵉᵖ with somebody…🎵

miiriya

motionpicturesource

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)

topshotpicks

death-by-lulz

These are cute

gallusrostromegalus

So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said:

“I’m just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then it’s date night.”

And the lady says “Oh! How old is he?”

“He’s three.”

“Mine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten it’s such a hassle-”

And that’s when I realized I said “boy” and not “dog” because I always think of Charlie as “good boy” but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication.

The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a neurodivergent child, so I can’t just tell her that Charlie is a dog because then she’ll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on.

So the rest of the haircut became a game of “how much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?” And the answer is “enough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours worth if I’m specific enough”

gallusrostromegalus

“is he very verbal?”

“It really depends on who he’s with. He’s very quiet at he but won’t shut up if he’s at the park or has a friend over.”

“was it hard to potty-train him?”

“he’s adopted, but I was genuinely amazed at how good he already was with hygene and potty stuff.”

“mine’s just obsessed with paw patrol and Frozen, drives me crazy!”

“I imagine. Charlie is colorblind so he’s not as into tv, but he always wants a toy if I take him anywhere with them.”

“oh gosh the toys! And the kids are so rough on them!”

“yeah Charlie can destroy a stuffed animal in about 2 minutes, so I only buy him the really cheap ones.”

“Does he throw tantrums when they break?”

“Not really. It’s meditative, really, taking them apart. He has hysterics if the cat takes his toys though. Runs downstairs and cries at me until I retrieve it because he’s not tall enough to get it out of the cat tree.”