Casper

Blåhaj

[danis-cooler-father]

So I hear you and Viorel are officially dating now?

We are? Oh alright then.

[the-lovely-danielle]

Dad how drunk are you?

[danis-cooler-father]

I'm not drunk Daniella, just a smidge tipsy, last week was the last week of school and I'm unwinding before my summer job starts up next week.

[cenes-mother-official]

You don't look sober at all. With such a reaction. I need a drink myself now.

[danis-cooler-father]

I'm fine Viorel don't worry! And please be careful..

[cenes-mother-official]

Don't worry either, I'll drink and go straight to bed.

[danis-cooler-father]

That sounds nice... I should probably sleep soon too.

[cenes-mother-official]

Yeah, the bed even looks empty. Someone is missing... I should put my phone down while I'm drunk. Good night

[danis-cooler-father]

Goodnight Viorel.. I'll try to visit soon, I miss you.

[danis-cooler-father]

So I hear you and Viorel are officially dating now?

We are? Oh alright then.

[the-lovely-danielle]

Dad how drunk are you?

[danis-cooler-father]

I'm not drunk Daniella, just a smidge tipsy, last week was the last week of school and I'm unwinding before my summer job starts up next week.

[cenes-mother-official]

You don't look sober at all. With such a reaction. I need a drink myself now.

[danis-cooler-father]

I'm fine Viorel don't worry! And please be careful..

[cenes-mother-official]

Don't worry either, I'll drink and go straight to bed.

[danis-cooler-father]

That sounds nice... I should probably sleep soon too.

[danis-cooler-father]

So I hear you and Viorel are officially dating now?

We are? Oh alright then.

[the-lovely-danielle]

Dad how drunk are you?

[danis-cooler-father]

I'm not drunk Daniella, just a smidge tipsy, last week was the last week of school and I'm unwinding before my summer job starts up next week.

[cenes-mother-official]

You don't look sober at all. With such a reaction. I need a drink myself now.

[danis-cooler-father]

I'm fine Viorel don't worry! And please be careful..

[danis-cooler-father]

So I hear you and Viorel are officially dating now?

We are? Oh alright then.

[the-lovely-danielle]

Dad how drunk are you?

[danis-cooler-father]

I'm not drunk Daniella, just a smidge tipsy, last week was the last week of school and I'm unwinding before my summer job starts up next week.

[danis-cooler-father]

So I hear you and Viorel are officially dating now?

We are? Oh alright then.

[diane-forenski-bakes]

I am begging you to help your son actually land the woman who is clearly interested in him he is fumbling so bad

@danis-cooler-father what is this about? Also, remember what I taught you: be yourself, persevere through your fear, be bold, and take time to plan a good strategy! That was mostly advice for how to rise to the top of any town association, but I believe it can at least somewhat apply here as well!

[danis-cooler-father]

I am doing fine thank you mom, I am a grown man with a grown daughter.

[diane-forenski-bakes]

The people of the interwebs seem to think that's not the case...

[the-lovely-danielle]

Gram-gram who taught you the word interwebs?

[your-fav-librarian-official]

wait-- uncle casper's been flirting with someone?! who?!

[the-lovely-danielle]

Cene's mom, though honestly? I think Ms. Viorel is doing most of the flirting at this point

[your-fav-librarian-official]

... CENE'S MOM?!?!?!

and also yeah not surprised...

[danis-cooler-father]

girls please not you both too...

[your-fav-librarian-official]

uncle Casper, I love you but you're a worse flirt than poppa was.

[the-lovely-danielle]

dad I mean this in the nicest way possible but you're worse than Deacon

[danis-cooler-father]

Very funny you two...

[the-lovely-danielle]

@cenes-mother-official as the person most affected by my dad's poor flirting skills care to weigh in?

[danis-cooler-father]

Danielle Forenski!

[diane-forenski-bakes]

I am begging you to help your son actually land the woman who is clearly interested in him he is fumbling so bad

@danis-cooler-father what is this about? Also, remember what I taught you: be yourself, persevere through your fear, be bold, and take time to plan a good strategy! That was mostly advice for how to rise to the top of any town association, but I believe it can at least somewhat apply here as well!

[danis-cooler-father]

I am doing fine thank you mom, I am a grown man with a grown daughter.

[diane-forenski-bakes]

The people of the interwebs seem to think that's not the case...

[the-lovely-danielle]

Gram-gram who taught you the word interwebs?

[your-fav-librarian-official]

wait-- uncle casper's been flirting with someone?! who?!

[the-lovely-danielle]

Cene's mom, though honestly? I think Ms. Viorel is doing most of the flirting at this point

[your-fav-librarian-official]

... CENE'S MOM?!?!?!

and also yeah not surprised...

[danis-cooler-father]

girls please not you both too...

[your-fav-librarian-official]

uncle Casper, I love you but you're a worse flirt than poppa was.

[the-lovely-danielle]

dad I mean this in the nicest way possible but you're worse than Deacon

[danis-cooler-father]

Very funny you two...

[diane-forenski-bakes]

I am begging you to help your son actually land the woman who is clearly interested in him he is fumbling so bad

@danis-cooler-father what is this about? Also, remember what I taught you: be yourself, persevere through your fear, be bold, and take time to plan a good strategy! That was mostly advice for how to rise to the top of any town association, but I believe it can at least somewhat apply here as well!

[danis-cooler-father]

I am doing fine thank you mom, I am a grown man with a grown daughter.

[diane-forenski-bakes]

The people of the interwebs seem to think that's not the case...

[the-lovely-danielle]

Gram-gram who taught you the word interwebs?

[your-fav-librarian-official]

wait-- uncle casper's been flirting with someone?! who?!

[the-lovely-danielle]

Cene's mom, though honestly? I think Ms. Viorel is doing most of the flirting at this point

[your-fav-librarian-official]

... CENE'S MOM?!?!?!

and also yeah not surprised...

[danis-cooler-father]

girls please not you both too...

[diane-forenski-bakes]

I am begging you to help your son actually land the woman who is clearly interested in him he is fumbling so bad

@danis-cooler-father what is this about? Also, remember what I taught you: be yourself, persevere through your fear, be bold, and take time to plan a good strategy! That was mostly advice for how to rise to the top of any town association, but I believe it can at least somewhat apply here as well!

[danis-cooler-father]

I am doing fine thank you mom, I am a grown man with a grown daughter.

[diane-forenski-bakes]

The people of the interwebs seem to think that's not the case...

[danis-cooler-father]

I would not trust them mom.

[diane-forenski-bakes]

I suppose you're right, they could be trying to throw me off my game and usurp my throne over the bingo club!

[danis-cooler-father]

Sure... let's go with that

[diane-forenski-bakes]

I am begging you to help your son actually land the woman who is clearly interested in him he is fumbling so bad

@danis-cooler-father what is this about? Also, remember what I taught you: be yourself, persevere through your fear, be bold, and take time to plan a good strategy! That was mostly advice for how to rise to the top of any town association, but I believe it can at least somewhat apply here as well!

[danis-cooler-father]

I am doing fine thank you mom, I am a grown man with a grown daughter.

[diane-forenski-bakes]

The people of the interwebs seem to think that's not the case...

[danis-cooler-father]

I would not trust them mom.

[diane-forenski-bakes]

I am begging you to help your son actually land the woman who is clearly interested in him he is fumbling so bad

@danis-cooler-father what is this about? Also, remember what I taught you: be yourself, persevere through your fear, be bold, and take time to plan a good strategy! That was mostly advice for how to rise to the top of any town association, but I believe it can at least somewhat apply here as well!

[danis-cooler-father]

I am doing fine thank you mom, I am a grown man with a grown daughter.

[danis-cooler-father]

Diane is your mother yet you don't like sweets?

I grew up eating an absurd amount of baked goods as the taste tester for her rivalry with the Hollows, as much as I love my mother my distaste for sweet foods is mostly on her

[danis-cooler-father]

@diane-forenski-bakes Mom? I was planning on setting up a welcome home dinner for when my little Daniella comes home, are you free next weekend?

[diane-forenski-bakes]

I have a meeting with my quilters club in the morning, but I should be free after noon to help!

[danis-cooler-father]

I don't need you to help mom! just attend! I'm sure Dani would love to see you!

[diane-forenski-bakes]

Nonsense! I'll bring her favorite dessert and help you in the kitchen!

[danis-cooler-father]

Oh boy...

[danis-cooler-father]

@diane-forenski-bakes Mom? I was planning on setting up a welcome home dinner for when my little Daniella comes home, are you free next weekend?

[diane-forenski-bakes]

I have a meeting with my quilters club in the morning, but I should be free after noon to help!

[danis-cooler-father]

I don't need you to help mom! just attend! I'm sure Dani would love to see you!

[danis-cooler-father]

@diane-forenski-bakes Mom? I was planning on setting up a welcome home dinner for when my little Daniella comes home, are you free next weekend?

[the-lovely-danielle]

You don't have parents now... Sorry, girl

... @danis-mother-nyx @danis-cooler-father @danis-stepdad-robert ???????

[danis-cooler-father]

I'm not quite sure what they mean about that kiddo, we're perfectly fine I assure you

[danis-cooler-father]

HOW CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER YOUR DAUGHTER?! How drunk were you yesterday? 😡

What do you mean? I didn't drink