Audrey🐝🦔

I'm a mess with too much leg •ravenclaw•dan and Phil•books•parks and rec•the office•stranger things•dogs this blog is about my embarrassing stories/relationship problems/opinions/basically just ever part of my life in general

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I’m goodie goodie you just do yo thang baby smurf

Ben Wyatt

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Used predictive text and typed “I was born” then picked the middle option, these are what I got

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Date idea: stealing paint samples and buying daisies and lavender

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Dm me for book recommendations

if anyone ever wants book recommendations I love talking about books just dm me or ask me. Like based on other books you have read or genres of books you like orrrrrrr if anyone wants to give me book recommendations I’m always open

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My school is amazing

The other day in the hallway I said “and they were roommates” and at least 15 people said “oh my god they were roommates” our school interacts through vines

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Finished with finals. Fuck my calc final. I studied so hard the night before and then when I get in to take the test there were at least 5 things I’m 100% sure we have never learned before. Fuck my calc teacher

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There’s a new guy in our class and he’s from Belgium and he has a very cute accent. He’s very cute, very shy, likes to read. I accidentally sent him a Snapchat about Christmas and he started talking to me about how he likes our school. Im deceased

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BRENDON URIE HELD MY HAND AND IM DEAD AND DEAD. KILLLLLLL MEEEEEE

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Me before and after I saw the sea lions

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When your ex wears his hair in a different way and you suddenly feel like you are dying and they look so good and you get sad all day.

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I LEGIT SAID “so this girl in my class was 100% sure that Los Angeles was its own state” AND SOME DUMBASS COMMENTS ON IT AND GOES “um but it is though….” BITCH WTF. WHU IS THIS WORLD STUPID AF FUCKING HELL IT AINT. HOW DUMB R U

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I was telling my dog to stop barking at nothing (this is the little white fluffy one ziggy) so I go "ziggy stop barking there's nothing there" and he stops for a second turns and looks at me then while maintaining eye contact starts barking as loud as he possible can. The defiance

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Took me a. Bajillion years. But I finished

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Season 9 episode 1

sam you little bitch ass. I know you ain't gonna die because we still got 3 more seasons left. Sams already dead and it's the first episode. Mother fucker

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WHEN SAM AND DEAN FIGHT JIN WHY DONT THEY WEAR BODY SUITS SO THE JIN CANT TOUCH THEIR SKIN. like no offense but I have some pretty good ideas, I could be a hunter who does all the inside work

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Whenever your crush opens up the snapchat you sent him

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FOLLOW UP TO HIM OPENING MY SNAPCHAT. I ASKED HIM ON A DATE

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Whenever your crush opens up the snapchat you sent him