DANIEL'S ASS IS STILL ON FIRE

leave me alone I'm crying over two British dudes who live together or whatever...

[c0smicdaisy]

important takeaway: Phil is always right.

[mostlycorrectdipandpip]

Dan: I have commitment issues.

Dan’s partner of 16 years:

[ahappyphjl]

so real

[bloodybellycomb]

some of the best comments on dan and phils video

[danrifics]

“are we silk pajama people now?” there was no need for the we pronouns im sorry

[an-internet-introvert]

Phivorce over the three lamps

[danisstillonfire]

Bitchy bf 😋

[hits-dipherent]

loving the latest dan and phil video :)

[fryday]

ok but rich gay husbands play silly games against each other in their million dollar house is like the most amazing vibe i can even imagine they hit the nail on the head with this one and i didn’t even know the nail existed

[ahappydnp]

[simplydnp]

all the best dnp videos have a screenshot like this

[simplydnp]

starting a collection i guess

[empireofthesin]

Crowley’s Bentley is such an expensive car, I’m sure someone tried to carjack it from Crowley and I am laughing so hard imagining Crowley looking at him confused “you what?”

Thief: “I said get out of the car, I’m taking it!!!”

Aziraphale: “Crowley, I think they want to steal it.”

Crowley: “Ohh!” *grabs the guy by his face and smacks it against the window frame so dude drops to the floor* “So. Ritz, yeah?”

*Aziraphale stares pretending he didn’t find it hot* “Sure.”

[cardsagainstdnp]

whatever you do don't think about dan falling asleep and phil putting his glasses on dan's face and taking a picture because he thought dan looked cute

[energeticwarrior]

[babygirlphil]

Dan and Phil seem to have shifted from keeping their relationship completely private to constantly flaunting their insanely in tune, soulmate-level connection. I don't know what inspired the change but I want them to keep flexing on us forever

[ilovefandoms]

[maybebi47]

thinking about dan and phil and how nice it must be...."make coffee"...."toast the bread"..."our favourite pastry is back in stock"..."i feel lonely, call me?"..."facetime me?"

oh to exist with someone. oh to live alongside someone.

[calvinahobbes]

[dans-cliit]

dan and phil are my favorite couple who may or may not be a couple