wow much phan

trisha//phan//trash can

[saintlaurentgirl-deactivated201]

*me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it

[bee-p-dee]

concept: your favorite person pays attention to you all day. they are genuinely interested in what you have to say, and you are at peace. 

[danistrash]

i highkey want a girl to kiss me is this too much to ask

[bigspender]

me: *overestimates the length of a yellow light and completely 100% runs a red light* me while driving away: I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I

[danistrash]

person: i like you

me: why

[kozumc-deactivated20140927]

(x)

[phanlarrytroylerissocoollike-de]

[phanny-flaps]

18.09.16

[radiolesbian]

[phanfathers-blog]

Goals

[amazephan]

⚫️ danisnotonfire ⚫️

[dimedog]

“I wish I had the time to do that.”

- me, a person who definitely has the time to do that but also has terrible time management skills and most likely to just spend 4 hours getting absolutely nothing accomplished instead of the hundred other things I could and should be doing

[allurehowell]

satisfied.

[codesmp3]

[naramdil]

ppl with dimples are so cute I literally get overwhelmed. theyre also so blithely unaware of the power of a single dimple like!!! ur absentminded smile is causing someone to internally combust rn!! that’s so much power for a single person to hold!!!! 

[slutstain]

thank god i’m safe

[pseudophan]