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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@ticklepups
EVERYONE LOOK WHAT MY FRIEND FOUND ON REDDIT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
being a robotfucker while also being tech illiterate is so embarrassing
i'm like a straight man who doesn't know how to find the clit
guide to computer sex:
case fans: don't put your dick in these. stroke the outside carefully, in a circular motion, for maximum stimulation
usb ports: great place for penetration. flash drives are the traditional option but you can connect nearly anything, ask your partner if theyre into something specific. if theyre really kinky, try viruses or pentesting tools like the flipper zero.
power button: threatening to press it can be incredibly hot, but only actually press it with enthusiastic consent.
removable side panel: for getting really intimate. be very careful, the internals are sensitive!
hotswappable parts: sometimes SSDs (M.2 SSDs will be screwed in parallel to the motherboard, others may look different), HDDs (spinning disks inside big cases, usually get their own bay), and GPUs (big chips with fans attached) can be removed while your partner is running, but not all computers support this. this is a common part of BDSM, but make absolutely sure it's safe beforehand.
motherboard: the MOST sensitive part of their body! touch lightly and carefully. running the tips of your fingers along the traces is incredibly stimulating. play with the capacitors, too.
screws: loosening screws can be incredibly erotic, but be careful. especially with M.2 SSDs, this may cause problems! only loosen an M.2 drive if it is NOT mounted.
software: virus play was mentioned earlier, but also simply running very demanding software can be erotic.
download play: downloading embarrassing or illicit files is very hot. be sure to ask consent before installing league of legends.
firewall play: opening up or disabling your partner's firewall can be thought of as akin to exhibitionism. be careful with this, it can be a security risk, but most of the time it's not a big issue.
BIOS play: messing with your partner's BIOS settings can be incredibly intimate. remember, overclocking can be dangerous, only do it in small increments and very carefully! try starting with changing XMP profiles or something first.
that nub they have on thinkpad laptops: that's the clit.
remember some key safety tips:
ALWAYS wear protection! a static wrist strap is important if you are touching the internals, especially the motherboard.
heat warning! your partner will run hot when they're aroused. the GPU and CPU will burn you! even the SSD may run quite hot, especially during download play.
don't stick your dick in the fans. please.
for extra protection, keep viruses isolated inside a virtual machine.
fuckkkk
> My fan can barely keep up while reading this- @////@;
> This guy actually gets it. Take notes, tech freaks.
> Jesus Christ-/pos
two brand new models of robot bunny boys for sale (some assets sold separately)
Archie’s new outfit came with underwear and I think seeing his plush parts peeking out of them broke something in my brain!
Same boat
Pokemon headcannon time
I actually imagie sex toys for pokemon being actually a kind of normal thing to have, especially for trainers who dont battle and really only have one or two pokemon, being that they're safer than sending them off to a daycare the average person can afford (unlike the nicer ones that professional pokemon trainers send their team too to blow off steam). Its actually considered destigmatized because of that. Buying one is more thought of like buying those dental hygine brushes for dogs, being just a normal biological function for pokemon after all.
I also personally imagine it having more minimalist packaging instead of more regular sex toy packaging, being labled things like "pokemon sexual wellness stroker" and other boring stuff. Heres a drawing I spent way too much time making trying to represent the exact vision that popped into my head when I thought of this honestly
No im not a profesional graphic designer how could you tell
Keep your Pokémon happy and healthy with Pokéhealth™'s new Pokémon Sexual Wellness Stroker! Rated and tested with hundreds of happy Pokémon and trainers, the Pokéhealth™ Pokémon Sexual Wellness Stroker guarantees satisfaction!
Jen gets a LOT of tumblr asks about this kind of stuff. But she’s kinda busy doing it right now she’s not really interested in answering any of them right now and would like you to fuck off (please.) That’s rude, but so is bothering someone while they’re trying to eat ó^ò/ …which I guess she’s still.. doing..? Hours-of-digestion-tumtimes is still technically part of the meal. She can’t stretch herself as crazyelastic as others are able to and be unphased by it enough to go about her day. YOU try carrying somebody thrashing around in your belly. Other people are heavy!! 8c Consuming a full sized rabbit would require ‘subduing them’ in some way, which is why most of her meal-dates end up in her bedroom >~>
mold fluttershy inducting a new willing host
drunk drawing
B i g
Full mom-bush in a bikini. Daughters staring.
wolfgirl latching onto my teat like a newborn pup while she's trying to force her over swollen knot into my pussy and imprinting on me so quickly she starts to wag her tail because she thinks she's breeding her mother
yes, i love being called a good girl ⊹ ࣪ ˚₊
yes, i love being dominated ‧₊˚ ⋅
yes, i love being babied ⊹ ࣪ ˚₊
yes, i love when my attitude is getting fixed by him ‧₊˚ ⋅
yes, i love being praised ⊹ ࣪ ˚₊
yes, i love being called sweetheart ‧₊˚ ⋅
yes, i love being a brat just to get manhandled ⊹ ࣪ ˚₊
yes, i love a father figure bf ‧₊˚ ⋅
A daughter is actually a self lubricating sex toy that makes the cutest noises when you push the right button. And you can play with her for hours and hours and hours and
being too scared to go to the doctor so dad says he can examine me at home .. yeah
Let me tie you and show you how wonderful it feels being my new toy
Obsessed with making people adopt labels in order to fuck me. There's nothing quite like making someone admit: "I'm a filthy dogfucker" before I'll stick it in.
You don't get my knot AND plausible deniability. If you wanna fuck this puppy, you gotta admit you're a zoophile :3