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“HA!” Dahlia let out a laugh before covering her mouth. Between stifled giggles she said, “Sorry for laughing… but that’s the funniest shit I’ve seen all day.”
Dani grimaced at the sight, bird droppings landing perfectly on her shoulder. “Oh god, that is so gross,” she grumbled, digging into her bag for a wipe. As she cleaned off the leather jacket she glanced back up to her audience, “Well, I’m glad its amusing for someone, That doesn’t happen often I don’t think, maybe I should buy a lotto ticket”













