[mylifeisroosterteeth]

you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because she doesnt want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.

[fortpillow]

hey so

straighten up the stuff on your desk a little bit

change your phone background to something new

grab a water bottle and drink it

straighten your back

check your email

check your texts

stretch a little

find a new song to listen to

empty your computer’s trashcan 

take a few deep breaths and chill

[g-racegibson]

[wanderlust-creaturee]

 //

[aworldofdreamhomes]

[tinygaysouffle]

if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement

[5sossmuts-deactivated20140416]

UNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES

[theinfiniteamount]

Amen.

[hewlett-packard-blavatsky]

[reginasmom]

i could not consciously go to bed tonight without reblogging this

[saimyosho-deactivated20140914]

i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath 

i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit 

[montypla]

hahah you’re short

[saimyosho-deactivated20140914]

hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck

[montypla]

If you can even reach my neck

[saimyosho-deactivated20140914]

here i come motherfucker

[pr1nceshawn]

[buddhasluck]

What is life after reading these.

[hyperfixation-stations]

Well that fucked me up

[kumagawa]

[slimetony]

reblog this and you will hear great news

[driad-deactivated20160522]

Tell me you fat fuckin horse

[slimetony]

Well now he isn’t going to say anything you’ve hurt him

[imanaires]

if the moon & the ocean fought who would win 

[benevolentchineseassociation]

why would they fight. they’re in love :(

[brown-nena]

I warned y'all

[lvchd-deactivated20170404]

Killed Confirmed at 6:20PM

[let-them-eat-cake21-deactivated]

HE DEAD! You know he dead.

[ugly-bread]

Brutal

[tastefullyoffensive]

Twitter user KillRudy correctly guessed what Kim and Kanye would name their new baby six months ago.

[iwillmindfuckyou]

[veanjk]

Do you want this on a shirt? Get it here

[sashalee4]

A lil line sketch of Troye Sivan that I drew a couple nights ago xx -(via art ig: drawinq_qirl)

[percolaator]

la vie d'adèle // 

[veanjk]

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