I am the bone of my sword

They/them. Astolfo is best. Fuck Griffith. Monty is voiced by Tomokazu Sugita. Dubbed by Matthew Mercer. I offer lessons in fighting games. PSN name is Montypla. Monty Dotharl on Cactuar. If there is anything you want me to tag just let me know. http://paypal.me/montypla

[montypla]

From now on if tankies want me to be their history teacher the fee will start at $20 each. I’m done doing this for free.

[pangur-and-grim]

can you imagine trying to sleep, with this godawful thing on your back?

[pangur-and-grim]

okay but it’s literally this

[elizabethbathoryofficial]

dumb fsn comic i made in 20 minutes

[bedupolker]

Completely average guy in completely average neighborhood adopts strange irradiated dog possessed by the soul of a 14 year old girl

[spookydeadskeleton]

SUPER

ASIA

[unicouniuni]

like a baby

[catasters]

[nyabbycat]

vine legends just randomly popping up on tiktok gets me every time

[darfichihrenhundstreicheln]

[posts-from-a-brighter-timeline]

GUYS PEWDIEPIE DELTED HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL AHSJDHDJX

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

the discontent i spread is incomparable to the horrific deception you force into this world

[catasters]

[sixth-extinction]

Netsuke (根付) are miniature carved sculptures which were very popular accessories in Japan during the Edo period (17th century). Traditional netsuke were made of materials such as wood or ivory.

These netsuke from the collection of the Tokyo National Museum depict the extinct Japanese wolf (although their prominent ribs make them look a bit thylacine-like). They are each about 3.5cm tall. [x]

[mossworm]

I put together some of Reginald Cocroft’s treehopper courtship call recordings with photos of the genera that make the noise. Platycentrus makes the best animal sound ever I think

[bogleech]

Treehoppers are too little for us to normally hear BUT many people don’t realize that cicadas are evolutionarily like a giant version of these c:

[montypla]

I keep getting these ads about “Classic Cool” Indiana and like, Indiana is just across the River from me, it’s where we go to buy illegal fireworks and gamble on a boat and it fucking sucks it’s not classic or cool but at least it isn’t Ohio.

[bastardcircus]

Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this” and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there’s a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months

[bastardcircus]

THIS IS FUCKING IT, IT’S SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!!!

[unclefather]

you will be turned to icing if you don’t start acting correctally.

[trinitite-princess]

naughty rodents go into the i c i n g c o n e

[guerrillatech]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

politician under investigation for child sex trafficking here to speak about the dangers of The Gays grooming your children at school

[kirbyskisses-main-moved-deactiv]

This exact holiday combo post can only happen once every 33 years.