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Kaledo Art

roma★
Stranger Things

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Keni
noise dept.

Origami Around

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
occasionally subtle
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Kiana Khansmith
NASA
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Not today Justin
i don't do bad sauce passes
almost home
Cosmic Funnies
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@danny-case
4, 20, 53
4. Do you plan outfits?
Shan thinks it’s hilarious, but ... yes, I do. Or try to, anyway. I’m not at my best in the mornings.
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Not yet, but I’m sure I will, the way Shan’s going. Stay tuned.
53. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Er, fifteen. I’d definitely do things differently, if I could go back.
ask meme
How to wrap your cats for Christmas 🎄❤️ [source: missenell on facebook]
oct. activity:
Danny has had a good year - having discovered no less than three new coffee shops within a six block radius of their place, having gotten his hands on a promotion (no more grunt work for him, thank you very much), and finally having bought real furniture to make complete their home, he has no complaints … other than the usual Daniel Case gripes, of course. Recently returned from a trip to Kansas for his big sister’s wedding, he’s glad to be back “in the peace and quiet” with the distance between himself and Shannon and their family. He loves them, he does, but any extended period of time around both of his sisters and his parents … well, that hasn’t changed. He enjoys being able to escape back to New York, and home, with Shannon and their pets, and his beloved, beloved coffee. Though recently, he’s gotten a case of The Cat Bug again, and has taken to bringing Shannon his iPad each morning with her cup of tea, along with the profile for the latest addition to their local shelter. One more couldn’t hurt, after all.
• An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”
• A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
• Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
• A question mark walks into a bar?
• A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
• Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."
• A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
• A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
• A synonym strolls into a tavern.
• At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
• A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
• Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.
• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
• An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
• The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
• A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
• The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
• A dyslexic walks into a bra.
• A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.
• A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.
• A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony
- Jill Thomas Doyle
Ⓐ shanana banana
- under the cut.
shannon-case:
I can honestly say..
…I’ve never been so tired in my life. [she yawns, covering her mouth] …Ooh, sorry. Where are my manners?
I don’t know, Shan. I’ve been asking the same thing since day one.
reecewht:
Crap, I didn’t think anyone else was in here.
I ... must’ve taken a wrong turn. I didn’t think it was possible to’ve been out of Greensville that long ... *shakes his head, holding both hands up* Sorry to interrupt.
*Enters a bookstore*
me to myself: be calm
emma roberts icons
danny’s character playlist
the birthday party — the 1975 be who you are - you me at six here i am alive - yellowcard imagine - john lennon mad world - tears for fears
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