Danny Motta Once Said

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The best part about watching Danny Motta videos is when he interprets the show one way and is immediately proven entirely wrong two minutes later

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"No matter how hard life gets, at least you're not danny motta" - danny motta

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“The vibes are sufficiently fucked, just as I requested.”

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“None of this makes me feel good.”

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“Death Note would’ve been three episodes long if L had access to Maximus, that’s all I’m saying.”

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“This dude deserved an ass beating so badly the fucking budget stepped into help.”

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“I’m a god? I’m untouchable? I am Icarus and the sun can fucking blow me?”

-Danny Motta

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“…I assume Willy Wonka’s gonna fuck Charlie.”

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“I do like how all of the writing in Russia is in Russian.”

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“Do you know how infrequently the vore community gets fed? Ironically??”

-Danny Motta

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i don’t have a quote but he’s doing a sponsorship for a vibrator

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He’s doing a sponsorship for a different vibrator

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“You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would you? By the way, real quick, I’d like to introduce everybody to my new dog, Glasses-“

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“Do you know what it’s like to see ALEX BRIGHTMAN, America’s sweetheart, call you a BAG OF SHIT in front of a live audience?!?!”

-Danny Motta

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“Us Dans gotta stick together.”

-Danny Motta, in the midst of a furious war with two other Dans

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“Now…I know I’m a white guy who’s never listened to a second of K-pop in my entire life…but I feel that qualifies me to make some hard, objective statements about K-pop.”

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“The Earth’s been around for a minute.”

-Danny Motta