the whole time

tia ♡ | 31 | she/her i run @dpdailyupdate ♡

[diphowell]

i love when they emphatically say things that they know we all know but they get to say it now.

[diphowell]

[arepafullequipo]

when hayley williams wrote that song she was thinking about Him <3

[pseudophan]

Phil mentioning their age gap AGAIN it’s 4 years guys 😭 your in your 30s

people on tiktok: um :/ does anyone else think dan and phil's age gap is kind of problematic...

people on twitter: god can you people shut up about their age gap??? imagine if dan and phil see it, they would be so uncomfortable knowing people are talking about this :(

dan and phil:

[pseudophan]

interviewer: how would you describe yourselves phil? are you comedians?

phil: yeah we're comedians but also just relatable pe-

dan: W̸̯͠E̶̙̣̯̞͙̦͐̓̈́͑̚͝ ̴̛̦̩͇̦͒̈́̍̐͠͝F̵̭̝̀́Ǘ̵͇̱̟͕͈̓͐͠͠C̴̼̦̮̎K̷̥͕͎̠̮̥̏ͅ ̸͉̮̒͑̆̾Ę̴̛̲͚̏͒́̑̚͝ͅA̷̢̲̰̳̠̓͐̅̓͑C̵̢̭͇͉̮̭̅̌̍͠H̸̛̫̝̽͂̈͋̓ ̸̨̞̪͓̗̳̥̏Ó̸̰̌͘͠T̸̗̥̩̈́͛̎͝H̵̢̛̘̪̭̆̊̿̍̿E̷̗̟̠̤͂̍̒̅̈́̾R̴͉̗̙̩͓̅̎.̶̪̜͙̟̟͛̇̈́̋̈̿̀ ̶̻͍͉̟͌͆̈̿̇͋Į̴̦̣̭͚̎̍́͆̄̚͘Ṉ̸͇̺͚̝̬͛ ̵̤̠̺͇̈́̓͑ͅĄ̴͔̝͓̼͈͙͆̅̿͠ ̴̜̔̅̍̋̀͠͠G̸̻̖̖͌̒̉̀̈́͆͝A̸̧̢͔̤̝̟̬̒̌̃̾̾͑͝Y̴̛̏͗̈́͜͝ ̴̩͓̈̍̐̏̽̎̀Ẅ̷͉̠̜͈͉̕A̵̧͙̣̔̔̉̕Y̴̻͂̿̎̀

[unphortunate]

posts that look better in papyrus

[dpdailyupdate]

DanAndPhil on Instagram/TikTok!

21 July 2026

[unphortunate]

Hard Launch episode 36 doodles

[queenusagiblog]

my new art for the Soft Launch album 💙🤍💜

all nerdy rant below

dnp and team reached out to me with a new concept for dnpb album. Their prompt was essentially “podcast set, but cosy”.

They sent me a couple of ideas that solidified a clear image in my mind. Their pitches were “lounging on an inflatable sofa” “including the lava lamp” “retro imac w/ album title” and most importantly, “Richard balls”

Now, if you noticed, I drew the “plastic pendant light” thingy hanging from the top, but I removed it at the final render. Simply, it didn’t mesh with the rest of the background, so I removed it.

reference pic for unused pendant lamp and rocket⤴️

So the elements I added to their ideas were using the pod set as flooring; they wanted to chill among clouds, so I made the lava blobs float like clouds. Now I know the rocket and lava goo look a bit phallic, but what do you expect from a dnp project?

Binary gay stars orbiting each other or whatever in the background: that's what dnp’s souls do when the world ends.

Coloring: I wanted to convey a well air conditioned room, and blue is a lazy relaxed color.

Posing: relaxed, chill, comfortable. Cute with an attitude.

reference pic for Richard balls, Phil looking stoked af ⤴️

outfit reference ofc and mainly used for color picking⤴️

many good references for the sofa, I relied on the SketchUp model the most⤴️

reference for gay love vibes⤴️

[ratzinmyattic]

from twitter

[diphowell]

looking through their instagram stories and photo dumps from tit. i’m so excited for more of this, and post hard launch

[sleepyslag]

Public Relationship Phil is a whole menace. you can just tell he's been saving up the boyfriendisms since 2009.

[userlesbian]

phil is not on fire (2026 version)

[dpdailyupdate]

Phil on his instagram story!

5 July 2026

[fryday]

so............ not a peck

[userlesbian]

they're 100% committed

[philipforscale]

HE WANTED TO BAG AM EMO GUY & MAKE A GIF OF THEM KISSING SO BAD.

AND HE GOT EXACTLY WHAT HE NEEDED. N HE UPLOADED THAT & SHARED IT PRIVATELY WITH HIS LIL EMO DUDE ;____________;💖💙💖💙💖💙💖💙💖💖💙💖💙

[ahappydnp]

phannies are gonna be on 'lessamazingphil filtered by oldest' patrol for weeks now. in case phil's feeling like going chaos mode