Danny's Devitoes

The Gruesome Twosome

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[foryourhell]

[ven0moth]

i need a moment

[stop]

I thought this was gonna be exactly like how it was in the show…. boy was I wrong

[000lympia]

original art please don’t remove credit

[cheeso]

stuffing your face as usual.I gotta HAVE a good mealGarfield. you fat cat. you are so big and fat.why are you so fatI eat, Jon. it’s what I do

it’s time to kick odie of the tabledont do it garfielf, that’s out pet dog odieyou’re going into orbit,  you stupid mutt THWCK G A AAA R RFIIELD

time for a nap. I’m a cat who loves to snooze g a r f i e l d  y o u  l a z y  c a t I hate alram clocks I’m am hungry I want some lasaga you’re eating us out of house and home, GARMFIELD  enough with The Chit Chat let’s get some grub goingGRUB

TIME…

where Are the 3-cheese pizzas

I ate those food

where Are the taco shells ?

I ate those food

where did all the hamburger helper go

*BRUP*

You’re such a bad kitty that’s it I’ve had it with you that does it I’m done that’s the last straw grarfileld

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

look, look. if i die tomorrow, if some unfortunate accident befalls me, let's get one thing straight.

i HATE those yellow Minions. i have always HATED them. i hate minion themed things. i hate how they are EVERYWHERE and i hate whichever shitpost looked at those evil potato croquette lookin motherfuckers and decided they needed a full length film. i HATE them.

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Visit Original Link

[king-of-kegels]

Visit Original Link

[ghimren]

Guy feiris diners drive ins and dives is on. Adam Sandler is guest starring. He’s wearing a trollface shirt. It says “you mad?”. I am.

[filipinoness]

picture or didn’t happen

[ghimren]

[hirschest]

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28 seconds in always kills me

[preciousnugget]

Classical Pieces You've Probably Heard but Might Not Remember the Name

William Tell Overture- Rossini (Most famous part at 8:45, but why not listen to the whole thing?)

Also Sprach Zarathustra- Strauss

Eine Kleine Nachtmusik- Mozart

Symphony 94, Mvt. 2 “Surprise Symphony”- Haydn 

Toccata and Fugue in d Minor-Bach

Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2- Chopin

Rondo alla Turca- Mozart

Sinfonie de Fanfares: Rondeau- Jean-Joseph Mouret

The Four Seasons: Spring- Vivaldi (I just linked to the whole thing because it’s great)

Jesu, Joy of Man’s Desiring- Bach

O Fortuna (from Carmina Burana)- Carl Orff

Funeral March- Chopin

Orpheus in the Underworld: Infernal Galop (A.K.A. Can Can)- Offenbach

Pomp and Circumstance (You probably graduated to this)- Elgar

Gayane: Sabre Dance- Aram Khachaturian

A Midsummer Night’s Dream: Wedding March- Mendelssohn

Carmen: Les Toreadors- Bizet

The Ride of the Valkyries- Wagner

Für Elise- Beethoven

Dance of the Hours- Ponchielli

Rigotello: La Donna e Mobile- Verdi

Night on Bald Mountain- Mussorgsky

Romeo and Juliet: Love Theme- Tchaikovsky

Entry of the Gladiators- Julius Fucik

Lakmé: Flower Duet- Delibes

Peer Gynt: In the Hall of the Mountain King- Greig

Rodeo: Hoedown- Copland

Peer Gynt: Morning Mood- Greig

New World Symphony Mov. [2][4]- Dvorak

Ave Maria (You knew this, but did you know that it was by Schubert?)

Canon in D- Pachelbel

Add others if you want! Have fun!

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open rp

O-oniichan…w-what are we gonna do on the bed?

[sonic06apologist]

I’m gonna give you the smack down and show you some real wrestlin’, brother

[pitbull]

To everyone who tells you you can’t do something…

[notxam]

Dr. Worldwide… :’)

[kitsunetamashii]

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it’s the christmas you always dream of