You Shanked My Jengaship

That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it 50 times more?

[noknowshame]

asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it

[punkmineral-deactivated20130829]

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

[gamecubist]

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[pau1y]

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

[mahnkee]

[victoriaringsinyourears]

You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

[homebeccer]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[thememedaddy]

[catchymemes]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

MOO DENG I LOVE YOU

[callmedaisy]

Old book covers

[theinternetarchive]

dog with a pipe, 1875.

[cannibalchicken]

[thememedaddy]

[cannibalchicken]

[iguanamouth]

Tangela with stilettos a la Kinky Boots.

alola form

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[nyanbakudan]

🧱 🧱 🧱 🧱 🧱 🧱 🧱 🧱 🧱 🧱 🧱 🧱

^ twelve bricks

[lakemojave]

[pitbolshevik]

i love gaboon vipers why do they move like that

me when im walking

[corvidable]

[spleen9000]

@catadromously how could you leave this important comment in the tags etc.

[doodle-dog-diary]

That’s the truest thing about this creature that anyone has said, ever

[jumpingjacktrash]

this animal is so travel

[msexcelfractal]

Those are his ribs. He uses his ribs like a millipede uses her legs!

[loukessler]

[tinabelcherseverythingisokface]

[falseknees]

False Knees Print Store

[adonischildsupportcase]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

those is mcdonalds jeans?

[ynfynytscrolltbh]

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[argonphoenix]

Bethesda Game Studios workers have unionized

The union includes artists, engineers, programmers and designers.