LOSING SLEEP

zero ability to focus

[dannyxryder]

She looks away., "N-No."

"You're sure acting the part."

[dannyxryder]

She flinches from his language.

An eyebrow raises and a smirk grows on Danny’s face. “Are you scared of God damn shit sucking vampires, Remy?”

[dannyxryder]

“I don’t kn-know what this m…eans…”

“…The Lost Boys..? 1987? Corey Haim was in it he was everything what the fuck is this.”

[dannyxryder]

…Wh-What..?

“You haven’t… You don’t..?”

[dannyxryder]

“God damn shit suckin’ vampires. Wait till Mom finds out.”

[dannyxryder]

baby-shane:

“Danny.”

“Shane.”

[dannyxryder]

mason-the-writer:

“You sound paranoid.”

“You sound under prepared.”

[dannyxryder]

baby-shane:

“Crocodiles are crocodiles, Danny. If you want to see dinosaurs, there’s the internet or books. It’s incredible.”

“I’m trying to look out for you and your health by saying no.”

“They count.”

“I’ve never been to a zoo before I really want to go to a zoo.”

[dannyxryder]

mason-the-writer:

“Then you don’t have to worry. “

“Yet here I am, my incredibly worrisome self.”

[dannyxryder]

mason-the-writer:

“But. Do you?”

“Well... Technically no. But someone could be like... Someone could be in a building next to where I am and I’m not much of a risk taker.”

[dannyxryder]

mason-the-writer:

“Do you work with test tube dinosaurs?”

“I could. Easily."

[dannyxryder]

baby-shane:

“And where are these dinosaurs? Extinct, maybe?”

“Right, the air is contaminant free, definitely. Sure.”

“Crocodiles count. They basically haven’t evolved at all since the dinosaurs and that so basically they were already at their prime. They can’t be any more dangerous. Fuck crocodiles. They terrify me but damn I want to see a dinosaur that I think counts.”

“We need to go, Shane. If you truly love me you’ll take me to the zoo.”

[mason-the-writer]

“But… That’s a movie…”

[dannyxryder]

“Yeah but I’m talking about the moral of the story. Don’t go into work: you might get killed by test tube dinosaurs. Better safe than sorry.”

[dannyxryder]

sebastian-not-johann:

He raises his eyebrows, “That much ’s bloody obvious, it is.”

Danny feigns an expression of disbelief as he raises two defensive hands. “Excuse me.” He puts a hand over his heart. “I am nothing but friendly. And I can’t believe you would imply anything other than that. I’m pained by this.”

[dannyxryder]

baby-shane:

“They don’t exactly have dinosaurs at the zoo, Danny. The closest relative to dinosaurs are birds, and you can just look outside for those.”

“Besides, you’re allergic to like… Everything.”

“And that, Shane, is where you are i-n-c-o-r-r-e-c-t. Incorrect.They have dinosaurs at the zoo.”

“Plus you don’t even touch them, you look at them. From far away maybe.”

[dannyxryder]

mason-the-writer:

“But you need to work.”

“So did the workers in Jurassic Park, what happened to them when they went into work? Fucking killed, mate. Not gonna risk it.”

[dannyxryder]

baby-shane:

“What qualifies as a cool dinosaur? One that can eat you?”

“Every dinosaur is a cool dinosaur. Speaking of dinosaurs can we go to a zoo?”