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I just reblog phan smut and p*rn and sometimes I write fics + My backup is @dan-is-kinky

[prettybrattyboy]

god i have the biggest fucking praise kink tell me what a good boy i am and how pretty i look riding you

[sinninghowlter]

“Why should I do that, Danny?” Phil pats Dan’s head, “Because it makes you whine and melt from my voice?”

[comingupwithjoshdun]

You know Dan’s more excited about the scruff then we are

[philester]

Me:

[midnightskydan]

some sexie hcs about dan and The Scruff from your local voyeuristic gay:

Dan was into it for many different reasons. Phil looked older, more his age, and something about that is so damn sexy. He looked a bit more like a man. Dan could laugh and say he looked like a dad, but he was so attracted to it. God, maybe there were some daddy issues that Dan would psychoanalyse later, but he liked the ‘dad’ look. “a dilf” he had joked on many occasion, though it was now the most relevant it ever had been.

Dan had been the one who had encouraged Phil to try it out. As stubble began to grow, Dan began to notice it against his lips when they kissed and against his bare shoulder when Phil laid his head there. Phil had complained about needing to shave, and Dan had told him ‘fuck it.’ When Dan kept saying ‘god, love this on you,’ after every kiss or long glance in Phil’s direction, he decided that it couldn’t hurt to leave it awhile, if only for the pleasure of his boyfriend.

Dan did love it against his lips when they kissed. The slight scratch of it. It was such a strange sort of good sensation. Dan loved it. He’d been kissing Phil embarrassingly often to feel the scratch along with the softness. After so many years Dan was able to feel that strange sort of euphoria with kissing a man, just as he had when he first began kissing one.

So, Dan loved it in his gaze and against his lips, but there was one place that topped everywhere else Dan might like to see and feel the new facial hair. Between Dan’s thighs. The sensitive skin down there practically tingled with the scratch of the stubble when Phil kissed over his thighs. When he bit and sucked.

Dan had practically begged Phil to get down there the first time Phil had kept the scruff while they had sex. He couldn’t get over the idea of it. Just the simple feeling of the beard scratching against his skin as Phil kissed him. As Phil ate him out.

“God, please, please,” he had begged, all but shoving Phil down his body between his legs to bury his face there. The scruff scratched at Dan’s skin, his ass cheeks, as Phil’s tongue ran over his hole, as he ate Dan out. Dan was so fucking turned on by it. By the masculinity of it. By the sensation of the scratching, not painful but in no way soft. It was so goddamned sexy.

Dan had practically begged Phil to keep it for a while, dropping offhand compliments until he could get Phil between his thighs again, where his skin was still red and hot from times before.

Whether or not the scruff was to stay for the public was still in the air, but Phil wanted to keep it as long as it made his boyfriend so comically crazy for him.

[boncasphan]

but what do we think dan’s opinion on this is…

[dnpdoggos]

Sore

[midnightskydan]

Ok but like that scruff between dan's thighs jesus lord like it gives him beard burn (whatever the fuck its caled im too thirsty to word rn) on the inside of his thighs when phil goes down on him and just WOW

rIGHT ???????? I JUST ?? he’d be into it!!

[drip---ping]

[hopeless-homoromantic]

If we’re together you have my complete permission to grab my butt, kiss my neck, whisper dirty things in my ear, grind against me, slip your hand past my underwear, or anything else of the sort because 9/10 I’m already desperately horny for you

[soft-top-butch]

Brats are sweet because they absolutely love to try to get under your skin but the moment you tease them until they’re wet and needy you’re the bad guy? Don’t act like you’re not getting exactly what you wanted baby.

[handcuffme-now]

[intoapuddle]

any good nsfw fic recs? ;-; cant find anything rn

Boy, do I!

I decided to recommend the most memorable explicit fics I could think of that are under 20k words, and it ended up being a bit all over the place in terms of kinks (insert Phil singing *what a mess, what a mess*), but here you go!

These aren’t all recent, so you might have already read some, but since I was given the opportunity to make a rec list I decided to just go for it.

I linked the titles (to the ao3 page), so just click on those when you find one that you would like to read.

And finally, please heed the tags and relationships before you decide to read!

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Thrilled By The Still (Of My Hand)  - capriciouscrab (tumblr: @capriciouscrab)

relationship: solo phil

word count: 1,3ktags: edging, masturbation

summary: A lazy morning alone has Phil trying something new

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Shameless  - jestbee (tumblr: @jestbee)

relationship: dan/phil

word count: 7ktags: d/s, bdsm, spanking, window sex

summary: Dan knows what he needs. He needs to feel the weight of everything slide away, just for a moment. And he knows Phil needs to feel as if he has some control. He knows exactly how this could all be resolved, what they do when it starts to feel like this.

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Hard Times, Baby  - queerofcups (tumblr: @queerofcups)

relationship: dan/phil/dan

word count: 12ktags: age difference, time travel

summary: For some people, their jumps came with a task. Figure it out, finish it and your past self would just fade away. That’s not Dan. He’s not sure why his past self is here. But he’s got some theories.

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Bear Naked   - dizzy (tumblr: @alittledizzy)

relationship: dan/phil

word count: 1,8ktags: furry/pet play, onesie

summary: Dan really knows how to enjoy a day off. (And he makes sure Phil enjoys it too.)

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Three’s Company  - t_hens (tumblr: @tobieallison)

relationship: dan/phil/jimmy

word count: 16,8ktags: polyamory, canon divergence, threesome

summary: 2009 expect Phil is dating Jimmy and wants to date Dan too.

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Adam  - waveydnp (tumblr: @waveydnp)

relationship: dan/phil

word count: 1,3ktags: exhibitionism, jealousy, blow jobs

summary: He hates that some fit gay guy is sleeping in their house and making Phil laugh in the morning when Dan is still fast asleep. He wants to know what they’re laughing about. He wants to be sitting next to Phil so Adam knows he’s the ones who makes Phil laugh the hardest.

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イカ - phandomsub (tumblr: @phandomsub)

relationship: dan/phil

word count: 2,8ktags: consensual non-con, tentacles, roleplay, breeding

summary: Collapsing to his knees, Dan stares into the black abyss below and regrets. He shouldn’t be here, and, had he listened to his mother, he wouldn’t be.

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Phanthonyasfolk  - queerofcups

relationship: dan/phil/anthony

word count: 5,1ktags: open relationship, overstimulation, humiliation/degradation

summary: Phil knows that he and Dan are just an interlude in whatever crisis Anthony is having.

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A Little Spark In The Dark  - waveydnp & dizzy

relationship: dan/phil

word count: 8,5ktags: sex toys, cisswap, genderswap, F/F

summary: dee and fi pull a marie kondo on their sex toy collection

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The Violet Side of Indigo  - emptylester (tumblr: @cerealbaths)

relationship: dan/phil

word count: 2ktags: pet play, omorashi

summary: It’s stress relief, and bonding. And pretty damn fun.

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Come A Little Closer, Put Your Hands On Me   - t_hens

relationship: dan/phil

word count: 1,4ktags: omorashi

summary: something tried and true, but also a little new.

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I Wonder How Biology Can Explain   - yikesola (tumblr: @yikesola)

relationship: dan/phil

word count: 3,4ktags: 2010, fluff, long distance

summary: Dan’s drunk. He’s drunk and he misses Phil, who’d fallen asleep an hour ago. He’s drunk and wishes his boyfriend wasn’t currently 300km away.

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Break The Awkward, Come Undone   - jestbee

relationship: dan/phil/lauren

word count: 10,3ktags: threesome, F/M/M, negotiations

summary: Phil should have been jealous, he should have wanted to rip Dan away from her, to keep him all for himself and instead, Phil had just wanted.

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This was a lot of fun to make! I haven’t made rec lists like this before, so if there are any more specific types of phanfic rec lists you would like me make, hit me up in my /ask!

[cutiepiesub]

A sub being fucked in a public restroom, trying to muffle their moans and whimpers, yet they’re still being too loud, so the dom shoves their fingers into the subs mouth and fucks into them harder whenever they hear someone come in, so it makes it difficult for the sub to control themselves, “do you want everyone to hear you? You’re such a dirty little whore, now keep quiet.”

[cutiepiesub]

A dom buying their sub a vibrator and making them use it in public while they control the remote. Turning it on unexpectedly and making their subs hold in their moans

[cutiepiesub]

Concept: a dom fucking their sub when they get a call. The dom makes them answer, making them hold back their whines and moans. Everytime they make a sound, the dom fucks them harder making it impossible for them to hold back their pathetic little moans

[cutiepiesub]

A needy sub clinging onto their dom’s hoodie when riding their thigh, tugging at it and hiding their face against the dom’s neck while grinding down harder and whining

[domsuggestion]

You’re fidgeting. I told you to hold still. Do you want to find out what happens when you don’t follow instructions, baby?

[cutiepiesub]

Imagine begging your dom to let you cum and they finally say yes only to continue fucking into you when you finish, forcing you to cum over and over again while cooing

“What’s wrong baby? I thought you wanted to cum”

[crucifvcking]

hm? what’s that? what do you want me to do to you baby? why don’t you speak up a little bit, no need to be embarassed.

so thats how youre gonna be. that’s ok. how about i give you some suggestions instead?

how about i take you from behind, my body pressed flush to yours, fucking you hard, rough, deep, my hand around your throat as you let out those pretty, pretty moans?

or i could let you ride me, you can go at your own pace. that is, until i start to lose control and thrust into you, holding your hips and grinding into you until you cum

or you could dress up in some nice lingerie just for me to tear off and fuck you up against a wall, my lips against your neck, one hand on your hip and the other tangled in your hair?

so? what sounds best, angel?