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I’ve lost so many followers today which I find hilarious cause I’ve never been quiet about loving Taylor Swift. That’s a major part of who I am.

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Imagine swiping right on this guy who plays football on tinder and then marrying him and he becomes one of the most beloved players on the Philadelphia Eagles and then he starts a podcast with your brother in law who is also an NFL player for the Kansas City Chiefs and your brother in law goes to a concert with a friendship bracelet wanting to meet the headliner but he doesn’t and then he talks about it on the podcast which reaches the headliner and then your brother in law and the pop star start dating and then they get married with the majority of their guest list as major celebrities at Madison Square Garden and all the sudden Taylor Swift is your sister in law and the aunt to your children.

Kylie Kelce you won the fucking lottery.

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He promised to protect her forever 😭😭

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“She’s so tacky” - you think I’m tacky baby stop talking dirty to me (actually romantic)

“She inconvenienced the city” - she closed down 2 streets that are already closed for various reasons 95% of the time and people who ACTUALLY live in NYC didn’t give a fuck

“She’s a billionaire why would I be happy for her” - because she’s been wanting this her entire life like any other girl who dreams of romance and getting married. She doesn’t actually have $1b in her bank account as it’s more so the value of her discography which she famously fought tooth and nail to buy back for years and will never sell. She donated $26 million (more than her wedding cost) to various charities around the country.

“But the power grid!” - she brought in independent generators that were used to power the venue so it didn’t affect the power grid at all.

“She should’ve had her wedding outside on an island or somewhere else” - she chose a venue that was big enough for her guests as well as secure enough to keep paps and weirdos out in the city WHERE SHE LIVES.

“She’s so weird and made everything about her” - last I checked the wedding is supposed to be about the bride & groom

“Can’t believe she got married on a Friday” - it was a holiday weekend and how many people do you think were there that have a 9-5. Taylor and Travis are not your average people and 99% of the guest list was A list celebrities. Also I’m a normie and got married on a Friday I don’t see the issue this is a normal thing people do.

You’re all just miserable fucks. Get outside, touch some grass, and shut the fuck up.

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HUSBAND AND WIFE

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Tayvis wedding and pinof kiss confirmed within 48 hours was crazyyyyyyyy

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Travis cried more than Taylor fork found in kitchen

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just realized i haven’t seen a single image of that wedding on my dash. curated to perfection

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Paul McCartney performed I Wanna Hold Your Hand for the first time since the 1960s at the Tayvis wedding and you want me to think no one gives a fuck about them lol ok

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That video feels like I was shot in the chest 25 times it was just hit after hit after hit

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Dan saying “we’re not married yet” after Phil mentioned the pinof kiss has me running in circles you can’t just say that and expect me to be fine

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The universe loves her. You can’t make this shit up.

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MY CLOSE PERSONAL BESTIE IS MARRIED

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This is my Met Gala fr fr

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I think it’s hilarious when republicans are Noah Kahan fans. Like do they listen to his lyrics at all

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Boring people: omg America is turning 250! Happy 4th of July!

Me: IT’S THE AMERICAN ROYAL WEDDING HAPPY TAYWEDDING WEEKEND BITCH 🥳🇺🇸💍🏈

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I’m amazed by the lengths people will go to hate on Taylor that they out themselves as one of the stupidest people on the planet