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text ✉ dante

august: take ur time the door is open

august: leave the lights off though plz

august: listen... a pet pig sounded like a funny idea at the time :/

dante: um okay i'll leave the lights out

dante: not even gonna ask why

dante: and then you realised holy shit pigs stink like shit when they fart

#auggieffs #neat as!!#shall u start or shall i???#x. text.

malcolmsammut

He met my moms, and he was really sweet about it, he had good intentions. He was like, “Mrs. and Mrs. Sammut, it’s an honour that your daughter is my girlfriend.” He meant well, just didn’t know!

dantehazeldine

It's good that he meant well though! Like, if he was an ass about it pft, I would have fucked him off and left him for dead.. and that's coming from a guy that's really bad with relationships to begin with. How did your mum's reply to that?

#i mISSED U TOO omg #i'm goooooood been busy af with work shutting down #how are u tho????#been good?? :~)#malcomsammut #x. small talk.

malcolmsammut

"Throwback Thursday to when my first boyfriend thought I was a girl for the whole relationship. Good times, good times."

dantehazeldine

Getting past first base was obviously not on the agenda for the two of you. How did you actually end up telling him, if you did at that?

#bby!! :~) it's been 5eva #x. small talk.#malcomsammut

lydiahhhhmartin-deactivated2016

Dillon lifted her text book slightly to show him her AP Math text book and smiles. “Studying. It’s quieter here. I guess.” she shrugs. Studying was something Dillon enjoyed doing on. It meant she could do whatever she wanted, while studying of course.

dantehazeldine

Glancing over the textbook before him, the young athlete nodded in reply before words slithered from his lips. "Ah, I see. I mean, it is evidently quieter around here, though... you've been here awhile. Don't you get sick of it after gawking at pages and pages of writing?" Not everyone is like you Dante; some people actually want to learn.

#x. small talk.#dillonabernathy

text ✉ dante

august: i assumed that's what u meant but u don't have to

august: did u know pig farts smell real bad

august: cause they do

dante: nah nah i'll come over gimme a few mins yeah?

dante: how would you know this?

dante: have you recently smelt a pigs fart??

#x. text.#auggieffs #did you wanna para or smth bby??

text ✉ dante

august: i mean i'm in bed with bessie

august: but if you want to come over i'm pretty sure an earthquake couldn't wake dylan up

dante: nothing could ever wake dylan up that's for sure

dante: but uh i mean if you want to do it now ok

#x. text.#auggieffs

lydiahhhhmartin-deactivated2016

"What? Oh yeah no, of course. Here you go?" she smiles tugging a pen from her bag and passing it to him.

dantehazeldine

"Thanks love," alleged the male, taking the pen from the female before tapping it against his other hand's fingers. "What... are you doing here anyway? You seem a little lonely."

#x. small talk.#dillonabernathy

amberqjfc

Oh come on! It’s not like we are going to be doing anything bad. Please?

dantehazeldine

Baking and shit really isn't my forte, so... to be honest, I'd be the one simply standing around nibbling on what's in the fridge.

#i cant even remember them either oops hey #amberqjfc #x. small talk.

lanactrl-blog

I was about to ready to actually murder her. Like, full out take the scissors from my hairdressers hands and just murder her. We should start cutting vocal chords. No one needs to talk that much and, coming from me, that says a lot.

dantehazeldine

There should be a vocal chord cutting business one person knocks out another that doesn't shut the fuck up, brings them in and bam, their vocal chords are no longer. Getting that past the cops though, that's another story. It's like non-consensual for starters, but hey.. if it shuts 'em up, that's the main thing right?

#lanactrl #x. small talk.

lydiahhhhmartin-deactivated2016

"Wait, what? I’m sorry… I don’t mean to be rude or anything but can you — can you repeat that? I wasn’t listening. Not on purpose or anything, I just… I didn’t know you were talking to me."

dantehazeldine

I don't know who else I'd be talking to, love. You're the only one in sight. As I was saying though, I was simply asking if I could borrow a pen but hey... I can find another one somewhere else if I'm disturbing you.

#hey there :~) i'm amy #x. small talk.#dillonabernathy

amberqjfc

Does anyone want to bake something with me? I’m sort of bored and lonely right now.

dantehazeldine

Not allowed in the girls dorm, sorry about that.

#he's being cheeky i think excuse him #x. small talk.#amberqjfc

lanactrl-blog

The bitch in the chair next to me at the hair salon today talked almost nonstop for the entire time that I was there. She was so loud and her Jersey accent was so incredibly thick… Some people should just get their mouths sewn shut for awhile.

dantehazeldine

People from Jersey don't ever know when to shut up unfortunately. It must be a trait that circles throughout their breed.

#x. small talk.#lanactrl

text ✉ dante

august: you were my best friend of course i do

august: i'm sorry if this is inappropriate

dante: no no it's appropriate sorry i'm just shocked

dante: why don't we idk meet up?

dante: talk about this properly in person or smth

#auggieffs #x. text.

pftdylan-deactivated20160629

"Math is probably the only thing I’m good for, to be honest. Come back to me when I finish my bio exam and I’ll probably have failed or something."

dantehazeldine

Now see here, I do different subjects to you so I can't compare myself to you at all. I was trying to do it but I just couldn't. Fair to say that studying does help a tonne though, right?