Dapper and Lame

Occasional activity. 25 | Gemini | INFP | ESL Teacher

[louislumbarcurve]

Bedelia: There is only one way you can forgive Will Graham

Hannibal: I have to eat him

Me:

[hannibard]

I can't stop laughing at this comment

[smilecapsules-deactivated202106]

RICHARD MADDEN 1917 World Premiere

[richardmaddendaily]

Richard Madden + compliments

[raenef]

[saoirseronan]

Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony.

Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[dawnblade]

i just learned from animal crossing that pondskaters stay on top of the water by secreting an oil from their feet

that seems kinda obvious in hindsight. i always figured they were just, like, light enough to not break surface tension

[undeadnecromancer]

They do it by using fucked up and evil magic and they hate god

[tomorroejones-deactivated202209]

[erionmakuo]

Final Fantasy XIV portraits  part i

[richardmaddendaily]

[richardmaddendaily]

[sacetcendre]

[bunniope]

not to imply disney has any creative value but wheres the muppet avengers movie. just like a watchable avengers

[bunniope]

and before you ask yes kermit is bruce banner in this scenario

[onceiwashere]

loki is still loki and kermit beats the shit out of him

[richardmaddan]

DAVID BUDD + ass and thighs

[tanatola]

tbh castlevania feels like old school dark angst fanfiction to me but hey the art is great and He 

[dolleyeresponse]

concept: all normal checkouts are replaced with self-checkouts but instead of losing their jobs the cashiers now get to sit on top of lifeguard chairs and periodically throw wine glasses at me like dracula while i buy my goods

[llonelyrollingstarr]

what is a customer? a miserable little pile of coupons

[papermachette-deactivated202604]

Great dad. A+ for trauma.

[hermionrgranger]