someone get them self worth please

[daredevil-n-co-incorrect-quotes]

POV you fucked around (purposely unfocussing your vision constantly because you’re playing a blind guy for a 3 season show with 45min long episodes and 22 eps per season plus all of the time around filming and all the promo time) and now you found out (permanent vision damage via your brain forgot how to focus your eyes)

[missunderstood-with-ideas]

Bad guy: an eye for and eye makes the whole world blind

Matt: well Gosh wouldn’t that be tragic

Jessica: are you fucken serious

Matt: no I’m Daredevil

[wazzuppy]

gay as fuck to be a defense attorney. what are you trying to do? defend another man in court?

[daredevil-n-co-incorrect-quotes]

*Elektra and Matt as kids*

Matt, in his squeaky kid voice: Hi Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Elektra, in a fake deep voice: No Barbie, you need to stay home and take care of the kids

Stick: What the fuck are you kids doing?

Matt and Elektra in unison: Playing the social roles of oppression

[daredevil-n-co-incorrect-quotes]

Danny: I dare you-

Jessica: Matt isn't allowed to take dares

Danny: Why not?

Matt, head in his hands: "I have no regard for my personal safety" apparently

[daredevil-n-co-incorrect-quotes]

Karen: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but i'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it

Foggy: Just rip the bandage off

Karen: It's Matt

Foggy: I'm not dealing with this. put the bandage back on.

[daredevil-n-co-incorrect-quotes]

Matt: Foggy, why is there a pentagram on the floor of our office?

Foggy: You said to satanise the house before you got back!

Matt, muffled through his hand: I said sanatise, Foggy

[daredevil-n-co-incorrect-quotes]

Jessica: Morning Danny here's your water

Danny: Thank you Jessica.... this doesn't smell like water

Jessica: It's imported water

Danny: Uh huh, imported from where?

Jessica: Russia

Danny: Did you just hand me vodka at 9 in the morning

Jessica: 9:30 in the morning

[daredevil-n-co-incorrect-quotes]

Matt: i'm not actually blind, it's just an act The rest of the team, having seen the hand use his blindness against him: *awkward eye contact*

[daredevil-n-co-incorrect-quotes]

Client: Uh, sorry to bother you, but I think there might be some kind of mistake. It says here, that you’ll only be accepting payment in the form of…. Whiskey?

Jessica: Yes. What part of that confused you?

[daredevil-n-co-incorrect-quotes]

Foggy: I’m in a queer-platonic relationship with Matt.

Jessica: I always knew your standards were low, but not that low. He literally has no self worth.

[daredevil-n-co-incorrect-quotes]

Matt: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stay the same

Frank: kill two