hnstly is dolan

my name is eric. and i am male ♂.

[meladoodle]

[majortvjunkie]

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

[limondoritos-deactivated2021030]

when somebody jokes about your insecurities

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

when someone jokes about your friends’ insecurities

[langsettttttte]

[grantofalltrades]

[creeproll]

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

[morefunthanb4]

It’s weird when you read a headline like that and your first thought is like holy shit, even on death row, what kind of sick fuck would make that request but then you see the guys face and go oh right, yeah, that dude. sure.

[krillex-deactivated20130910]

what

[deadtrash]

"thats not very lady-like of you"

[clickholeofficial]

[pk-dub-deactivated20160929]

[iraffiruse]

Nintendo Oui

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

[stability]

[annetsocial]

Back to school shopping

[smartinis]

i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me

[glassbottledemon-deactivated201]

Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.

Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.

[slutauthority]

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

[blakanubis]

That feeling you get during a dry spell on Tumblr, save for that one sole spike in likes and reblogs.

[mariofartwii]

a boob on the tumblr??!?